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    #181

    Jun 29, 2010, 08:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by califdadof3 View Post
    I never knew Alty had a vid out. Its so cool !!!!

    YouTube - SWAGGER WAGON
    LMAO! I love it! :)
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    #182

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:01 PM

    Weather forecast for today.

    Tomorrow will be Wednesday and it will start light, going to dark later that evening. It's going to be partly sunny and a little partly cloudy with chances of rain or sun in between. There's a chance of flurry's and a chance of tornadoes, with maybe a chance of a hurricane, depending on where you live.

    If you want to know Thursdays forecast please tune in Thursday, around 9am, that's when I get up to check whether it's raining or not.

    I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.

    For more weather go to Altydoesntknowwhatshestalkingabout.com

    Thanks for tuning in.

    This forecast has been brought to you by outabeer and whoatemychocolate.
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    #183

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:11 PM

    Cute. Sounds more predictable than the weather network.
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    #184

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.
    Well, damnit, open the blinds a little more.

    If you're going to leave the back door unlocked for me, you might as well be all in on the...

    Crap...

    Not a naughty thread.

    Never mind...
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    #185

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:28 PM

    The blinds are open, you just keep looking through the wrong window!

    My poor lilies. :(

    My window is right next to the unlocked back door, pass the fish tank, take a left, take another left, go straight. I'm on the right side of the bed, go to the left and you're in for a big surprise. :)
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    #186

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The blinds are open, you just keep looking through the wrong window!

    My poor lilies. :(

    My window is right next to the unlocked back door, pass the fish tank, take a left, take another left, go straight. I'm on the right side of the bed, go to the left and you're in for a big surprise. :)
    Nope not going there.
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    #187

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Nope not going there.
    Why not? You could keep R busy while I play with KP. :)

    W.T. W.T.

    I don't know how Ben puts up with me. I really feel for the man. They must have someone working full time just to watch me and my big mouth. ;)
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    #188

    Jun 29, 2010, 09:50 PM

    LOL. It's hard being friends with you sometimes. I really think you are going to corrupt me and tarnish my good name! :p
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    #189

    Jun 29, 2010, 10:20 PM

    Well good night Kids. It's been fun, but I guess I should try and sleep or something like that.
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    #190

    Jun 29, 2010, 10:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    LOL. It's hard being friends with you sometimes. I really think you are going to corrupt me and tarnish my good name!! :p
    LMAO! Corrupt you! LOL! OMG! Corrupt. You! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

    Oh, were you serious? :confused:
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    #191

    Jun 29, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Well good night Kids. It's been fun, but I guess I should try and sleep or something like that.
    Sleep is overrated. You can do that tomorrow. ;)
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    #192

    Jun 29, 2010, 10:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I need to go on a date. Any takers?

    I'm not expensive. A movie, dinner at McDonalds, I'll even pay my own way, I just want to get out of this house for a while.
    Alty, I'd totally date you if you weren't married and we lived in the same country.
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    #193

    Jun 29, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    alty, I'd totally date you if you weren't married and we lived in the same country.
    She's cute as sin. Likes beer. And is naugthy.

    Of course you would.
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    #194

    Jun 29, 2010, 10:48 PM
    Alty rocks the casbah.
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    #195

    Jun 29, 2010, 11:00 PM

    Well gosh, thanks you two. I'm getting a swelled head. It matches my boobahs. ;)

    I have to say, I'm a fun date. I pay my own way, don't care if you flirt with the waitress, and I'll even be the designated driver.

    I will however insist that you dance (if dancing is an option), kick your arse in a game of pool, and then ravage you when I drop you off at your doorstep.

    I'm a moms worst nightmare. ;)
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    #196

    Jun 29, 2010, 11:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Weather forecast for today.

    Tomorrow will be Wednesday and it will start light, going to dark later that evening. It's going to be partly sunny and a little partly cloudy with chances of rain or sun in between. There's a chance of flurry's and a chance of tornadoes, with maybe a chance of a hurricane, depending on where you live.

    If you want to know Thursdays forecast please tune in Thursday, around 9am, that's when I get up to check whether it's raining or not.

    I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.

    For more weather go to Altydoesntknowwhatshestalkingabout.com

    Thanks for tuning in.

    This forecast has been brought to you by outabeer and whoatemychocolate.
    Sometimes, I remember why I like you so much.
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    #197

    Jun 29, 2010, 11:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    sometimes, i remember why i like you so much.
    And other times? :eek:
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    #198

    Jun 29, 2010, 11:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well gosh, thanks you two. I'm getting a swelled head. It matches my boobahs. ;)

    I have to say, I'm a fun date. I pay my own way, don't care if you flirt with the waitress, and I'll even be the designated driver.

    I will however insist that you dance (if dancing is an option), kick your arse in a game of pool, and then ravage you when I drop you off at your doorstep.

    I'm a moms worst nightmare. ;)
    OK, now I just want to date you even more.

    It's been about 2 years since I was in a relationship, and about 4 since I want on a real date. It's been more than a year since I went out just to have fun. Wow, my life sucks when you look at like that.
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    #199

    Jun 29, 2010, 11:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    ok, now i just want to date you even more.

    it's been about 2 years since i was in a relationship, and about 4 since i want on a real date. it's been more than a year since i went out just to have fun. wow, my life sucks when you look at like that.
    I'd take you out in a heartbeat. We'd have a blast, paint the town red, dance the night away, drink ourselves silly (in my case sillier) and just let loose.

    Well now I really want to go out. Sigh.

    Stupid responsibilities and stuff. Poo. :(
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    #200

    Jun 29, 2010, 11:22 PM

    Okay, I'm falling asleep at the puter.

    I think it's time for this chicky to hit the nest.

    Heath, I miss you. Work should never get in the way of AMHD. ;)

    KP dear, I'll see you in my dreams, meet me in the yard, I have some wicked plans on the picnic table. It involves bending over and butt slapping. Did I get your attention?

    Night everyone. Sleep well. Happy dreams. :)

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