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    #281

    Apr 16, 2010, 06:43 PM

    Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?



    Two brunettes and a redhead.
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    #282

    Apr 16, 2010, 07:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    poor, sad, lonely, ovary.

    i like my freckles. i just recently noticed that the ones on my face have faded to almost nothing. no idea when that happened. still have freckles elsewhere, though.
    No freckles here, just birth marks, or moles, or what my mother referred to as "beauty marks" (thanks mom!). I hate them.

    I used to have two rather large moles, one right on my collar bone right hand side and another on the top portion of my breast, also right hand side.

    My wedding dress was off the shoulder. Someone actually asked me if I drew the moles on because it was sexy. What? Sexy? I think not! I had the removed a few years back. Darn stupid moles. :(

    Jared has freckles, you have to look closely but they're there. :)
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    #283

    Apr 16, 2010, 07:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?



    Two brunettes and a redhead.
    LMAO! :p
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    #284

    Apr 16, 2010, 07:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    No freckles here, just birth marks, or moles, or what my mother referred to as "beauty marks" (thanks mom!). I hate them.

    I used to have two rather large moles, one right on my collar bone right hand side and another on the top portion of my breast, also right hand side.

    My wedding dress was off the shoulder. Someone actually asked me if I drew the moles on because it was sexy. What? Sexy? I think not! I had the removed a few years back. Darn stupid moles. :(

    Jared has freckles, you have to look closely but they're there. :)
    I have a mole. It's on the right side of my left breast, closer to the clevage area. The only thing that doesn't cover it up is swimsuits, and I hate it. I want to get it removed. Nick told me not to, but I want to, I hate hate hate it. I also have a blush colored birthmark on the left side of my belly button, it looks like I either pinched it a bunch and the redness started to fade, or like I rubbed blush on my tummy, either way, there's not much I can do about that one.

    EDIT: I think the birthmark is the same type as the one in the picture, but it's about as small as my thumb and not as red.
    http://www.patient.co.uk/images/OM1288a.jpg
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    #285

    Apr 16, 2010, 07:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?



    Two brunettes and a redhead.

    :eek:
    LOL!
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    #286

    Apr 16, 2010, 07:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hmm good point Hheath, I'll take a litle extra egg with my egg please.
    Does that make it extra-eggy egg salad?
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    #287

    Apr 16, 2010, 07:39 PM

    One good thing about living in Canada, my mole removal was free. I just went to my doctor, told him they bothered me and he wrote down that they were suspicious and therefore the removal was covered by health care. :)

    I like eggs and mayo. Now I'm just hungry mean girls.

    Buttercup, cut it out! ;)
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    #288

    Apr 16, 2010, 08:21 PM

    I like my moles. I have one on the outside of my right breast. Another on the inside of my left hip. And one on each side of my lower back, right above my hips. That's not counting the several that intermingle with the freckles on my arms and legs.

    I think my moles are cute. And sexy.
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    #289

    Apr 16, 2010, 08:22 PM

    Oh, and I am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! So there *storms off pouting*
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    #290

    Apr 17, 2010, 03:43 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    oh, and i am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! so there *storms off pouting*
    Do you have your own theme music go off every time you say this :D

    Oh oh and flashes of lightening in the background, and you could strike a pose :D
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    #291

    Apr 17, 2010, 04:38 AM
    From who's who to sports to? REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS??
    Quote Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    And I was asking about this 'Alty' person....:rolleyes:

    GO BLACKHAWKS!!!!
    BAHH, bLACKHAWKS,, gO pENS!!
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    #292

    Apr 17, 2010, 05:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    oh, and i am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! so there *storms off pouting*
    Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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    #293

    Apr 17, 2010, 05:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! :p
    yes, that is just so precious, ROTFLMAO.

    Tick
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    #294

    Apr 17, 2010, 05:52 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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    Now this is a subject I likeeee. :)
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    #295

    Apr 17, 2010, 07:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Now this is a subject I likeeee. :)
    Yeppers!
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    #296

    Apr 17, 2010, 07:11 AM

    Morning Folks, what's on the table this morning?
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    #297

    Apr 17, 2010, 07:19 AM

    G'morning:

    Alty's had enough love. I want 30 pages telling me how much you adore me.

    excon
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    #298

    Apr 17, 2010, 07:22 AM

    Well, I don't know you very well, but I do have a soft spot for bad boys and musicians.

    I also can't resist a guy in stripes.
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    #299

    Apr 17, 2010, 07:26 AM

    Hello again, A:

    That's three out of three. Go ahead, fawn...

    excon
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    #300

    Apr 17, 2010, 07:39 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, A:

    That's three outta three. Go ahead, fawn.....

    excon
    Sorry, dude. I'm way too hetero to fawn over you the way I do Alty.

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