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    #201

    Mar 12, 2010, 06:31 PM

    Crisis averted. Whew. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. :p :D
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    #202

    Mar 12, 2010, 06:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    crisis averted. whew. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. :p :D
    That's what I'm here for, crisis prevention. ;)
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    #203

    Mar 12, 2010, 06:37 PM

    Lol, well thank gawd someone is!
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    #204

    Mar 12, 2010, 08:50 PM

    Ah while we are at it. The camera may have went in the nose not the mouth. Very strange feeling when the doc does that. My guess is you don't gag that way.

    Anyway, this blond had surgery and she asked if she could resume a normal sex life. The doc said "sure" but was very confused because he never had that question asked after a tonsilectomy.
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    #205

    Mar 12, 2010, 10:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Ah while we are at it. The camera may have went in the nose not the mouth. Very strange feeling when the doc does that. My guess is you don't gag that way.
    I had it done twice, in September and in December. In Chicago, the tube and camera go in via the mouth.
    Anyway, this blond had surgery and she asked if she could resume a normal sex life. The doc said "sure" but was very confused because he never had that question asked after a tonsilectomy.
    Ha, ha! Before my lumpectomy, I asked my doctor if I would be able to do back-flips after surgery and healing. He said yes. I said, "Wow! Cool! I can't now."
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    #206

    Mar 13, 2010, 07:44 AM

    :D that was brilliant WG :D
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    #207

    Mar 13, 2010, 07:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Ha, ha! Before my lumpectomy, I asked my doctor if i would be able to do back-flips after surgery and healing. He said yes. I said, "Wow! Cool! I can't now."
    Fantabulous! I LURVE it!
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    #208

    Mar 13, 2010, 08:33 AM

    Love the joke. Can't spread the rep.

    I did have a doc put a scope down my nose and look down my throat totally awake. Odd feeling.
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    #209

    Mar 13, 2010, 09:50 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    I did have a doc put a scope down my nose and look down my throat totally awake. Odd feeling.
    Hmmm, after thinking about it, I vaguely remember that being done to me in the ER, without anesthesia. Can't remember why, but it wasn't an esophagogastroduodenoscopy. Yes, it was painless but a weird feeling.
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    #210

    Mar 13, 2010, 03:12 PM
    There are some very brave people here! I think they would have to strap me to the gurney to do any sort of invasive type of examination!

    Thanks!
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    #211

    Mar 13, 2010, 03:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    There are some very brave people here! I think they would have to strap me to the gurney to do any sort of invasive type of examination!
    Why does the "weaker sex'' handle these things so much better than you hunter-killer types?
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    #212

    Mar 13, 2010, 03:28 PM

    Knock me out and you can do anything you want. That's my motto. ;)
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    #213

    Mar 13, 2010, 05:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Why does the "weaker sex'' handle these things so much better than you hunter-killer types?
    Weaker, schmeaker. We have ways to alleviate pain, USE Them! The only time you shouldn't is when you can't get to the hospital. The stoics normally make themselves worse.
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    #214

    Mar 13, 2010, 05:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Weaker, schmeaker. We have ways to alleviate pain, USE Them! The only time you shouldn't is when you can't get to the hospital. The stoics normally make themselves worse.
    Ill second this :)
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    Mar 14, 2010, 12:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ill second this :)
    Third. :)
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    Mar 14, 2010, 01:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Third. :)
    How you feelin', Hon?
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    #217

    Mar 14, 2010, 01:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    How ya feelin', Hon?
    Still pretty weak and tired but the doctor said it could take a few weeks for the iron pills to make a difference.

    How are you sweetie? :)
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    #218

    Mar 14, 2010, 01:24 PM
    Alty, did you read your FB? I had a dream about you.
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    #219

    Mar 14, 2010, 01:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Still pretty weak and tired but the doctor said it could take a few weeks for the iron pills to make a difference.

    How are you sweetie? :)
    Did you figure out a feeding schedule yet?
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    #220

    Mar 14, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Alty, did you read your FB? I had a dream about you.
    You did?

    No, I haven't been on FB today. I'll go check it out in a bit.
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