[Aurora_Bell]

Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button?

[Alty]

That would be the best pic ever Alty!!

I'd put it in my photo album, next to the ultrasound pictures of my kids. ;)

[Alty]

please warn us before hand so those that want to can vacate the premesis, yep your husbands poking fun, thats good :D

No way, I'm sending it to you via email. You're not getting off that easy. ;)

[Wondergirl]

Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button??

OMG! I never thought I'd have a choice! Your belly button first. After April 6, Alty can supply us with HER photos.

[Aurora_Bell]

LOL. I'll see what I can do.

[Alty]

LOL. I'll see what I can do.

Me too. ;)

I've been reading up on the procedure, sounds like being knocked out is the way to go. I'm in.

[Wondergirl]

LOL. I'll see what I can do.

Not to be sacrilegious or anything (and I'm a preacher's kid), that photo would fit right in with Lent.

[Alty]

Just to keep the mood light;

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss .

The Moral of the story?
The a$$ hole is usually in charge!

[albear]

No way, I'm sending it to you via email. You're not getting off that easy. ;)

Great now I'm going to be paranoid about getting pictures of Alty's Arse... and not the good kind :(

[Alty]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
"This isn't good, where did I leave my pen? '

[Alty]

great now im going to be paranoid about getting pictures of Alty's Arse...................and not the good kind :(

I'm going to start sending you tons of emails. You'll never know which one it will be until you open it.

Muwahahahahahahahaha! :p

[albear]

:D how very evil of you

Now I'm going to be really paranoid :(

[Alty]

:D how very evil of you

now im going to be really paranoid :(

That would be the plan Bear. ;)

Okay, I'm going to go lay down for a bit. I'm exhausted.

Later all. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

[albear]

Later Alty, have a good rest :)

[Alty]

Is the picture to the right of my original post freaking anyone else out?

[J_9]

Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.

[Aurora_Bell]

Am I the only one who can't see the picture?

[Alty]

Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.

Is that what that is? I thought it was a picture of a colon, seeing as my post is about colon cancer.

Weird.

[Alty]

Am I the only one who can't see the picture?

To the right of my original post. Go to the top of the page. It's an x-ray of God knows what.

Can you see it?

[J_9]

No, I don't see it. Maybe I'm using the wrong skin.