[Aurora_Bell]

Oh gawd yes! I have these horrendous brown pants that are not flattering int heleast, and give me a major mummy bum! NOT pretty, but I wear them because it doesn't look like I am wearing fur pants!

[Kitkat22]

When we had our dog he would take turns sleeping with the kids.
You know you and your kids love dogs when he slurps a taste from the bowl of cheerios and you keep on eating.

[Kitkat22]

oh gawd yes! I have these horrendous brown pants that are not flattering int heleast, and give me a major mummy bum! NOT pretty, but I wear them becasue it doesn't look like I am wearing fur pants!

Well at least you don't have to lay down on the bed and have your husband help you zip a pair of size 8 jeans when you really wear a 10.

[Aurora_Bell]

Oh Kitty, I think I just got heart burn! I used to let my dogs eat off my ice cream... I shudder about that now. My daughter lets our dog eat off her spoon. Uggg.

[Kitkat22]

oh Kitty, I think I just got heart burn! I used to let my dogs eat off my ice cream... I shudder about that now. My daughter lets our dog eat off her spoon. uggg.

That shows she's a doggie lover!

[hheath541]

Well at least you don't have to lay down on the bed and have your husband help you zip a pair of size 8 jeans when you really wear a 10.

What do you do for the rest of the day? Not go to the bathroom?

[Aurora_Bell]

Kitty, just the other day I was *trying* to squeeze into a pair of pre pregnancy pants size 6. I am about a size 10 myself. Well I was laying on the bed but I just couldn't get a good grasp on the zipper, my hands were sweating, my face was sweating, tears were welling up. So I grabbed a wire hanger and stuck it through the little loop at the end of the zipper and pulled them. My daughter came in and was like "mommy, what are you doing" ? All I could do was laugh. When I stood up I had a major muffin top happening, and no shirt was going to hide that.

[Kitkat22]

what do you do for the rest of the day? not go to the bathroom?

Hahaha... You hold your breath and everything else until you get home. If you don't hold yor breath and the snap or button pops off, it could put someone's eye out. I believe it could probably break a window.

[Kitkat22]

Kitty, just the other day I was *trying* to squeeze into a pair of pre pregnancy pants size 6. I am about a size 10 myself. Well I was laying on the bed but I just couldn't get a good grasp on the zipper, my hands were sweating, my face was sweating, tears were welling up. So I grabbed a wire hanger and stuck it through the little loop at the end of the zipper and pulled them. My daughter came in and was like "mommy, what are you doing" ? All I could do was laugh. When I stood up I had a major muffin top happening, and no shirt was going to hide that.

There are tears of laughter rolling down my face. I swear that is a picture to keep in my mind. Got to get a diet coke. Bella you are a hoot!

[Aurora_Bell]

When your mind is set to weat those pants, nothing gets in the way. No amount of urine is coming between you and those pants. You will die of dehydration before you would think of un buttoning those pants to use the bathroom!

[hheath541]

That's why I prefer my pants be a little big, if anything. Not only does it allow my weight to fluctuate a few pounds to either side, but you can always wear a belt.

[Kitkat22]

When your mind is set to weat those pants, nothing gets in the way. No amount of urine is comming between you and those pants. You will die of dehydration before you would think of un buttoning those pants to use the bathroom!

Been there, done that.. It's so good to get on this forum and have a good laugh!

[Aurora_Bell]

that's why i prefer my pants be a little big, if anything. not only does it allow my weight to fluctuate a few pounds to either side, but you can always wear a belt.

Heath, some days when I get home and un do my pants, I can hear my organs sigh in relief when I reach for those sweat pants. I try not to wear my pants disgustingly tight, but I am smallish around the waste, smaller hips, and a big BUTT! Pants are hard to find. So I usually opt for them to be a bit tighter in the waste instead of baggy on my bum and hips. Maybe I should start wearing skirts :p
I haven’t worn a skirt since I was 16!

[Kitkat22]

Heath, some days when I get home and un do my pants, I can hear my organs sigh in relief when I reach for those sweat pants. I try not to wear my pants disgustingly tight, but I am smallish around the waste, smaller hips, and a big BUTT! Pants are hard to find. So I usually opt for them to be a bit tighter in the waste instead of baggy on my bum and hips. Maybe I should start wearing skirts :p
I haven’t worn a skirt since I was 16!

I wish I had a bigger butt. Seems like evrything dropped in the last few years. My bra size used to be 36c now their 38longs. Gosh I used to have a nice figure. Oh for the good old days. I hope I don't get into trouble for posting this.

[Kitkat22]

that's why i prefer my pants be a little big, if anything. not only does it allow my weight to fluctuate a few pounds to either side, but you can always wear a belt.

I picture you looking something like a young John Lennon(that is a compliment) I'll bet you're not fat and if you are so what.

[Aurora_Bell]

38longs!! Oh dear, that is funny. But seriously, sorry to hear that, my deepest sympathies! I haven't reached that part yet, I am sure it will come! But I know I am having a harder time tying my shoes then I used to. Poor Shaz I am hijacking her thread! I am going to start a new one about post pregnancy and getting older horror stories! I'll send you guys the link here in a moment!

[Aurora_Bell]

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ml#post2271443

[hheath541]

John lennon, huh? That's a new one.

I got compared to anne hathaway a lot when the first princess diaries came out. I looked a little like hilary swank for a bit after I shaved my head.

I think I like being compared to john lennon. I like the beatles.

[Aurora_Bell]

Pssst Kitty, Hheath is a girl! ;)

[Kitkat22]

pssst Kitty, Hheath is a girl! ;)

Oh my Word. Heath by your name I thought you were a guy. Well now I am embarrassed. I'm so sorry heath. Gosh I need Oreos.