[donf]

:)

This question is from a "Sulky, petulant, misunderstood" husband.

My lady is currently mad at me because of something I've done or didn't do, I'm really not sure what I'm being crucified for. I guess I should try and figure that out? Yah think?

Anyway we are coming up on 45 years of marriage and I've never been unfaithful, nor has she. So with that in mind, am I allowed to seek comfort with another woman? If I am allowed, can some of you ladies volunteer to help me out? After all, I'm a male and I have needs (?). Does that sound right?

Understand that my lady is Scottish/Italian, comes from NY City and was in the U.S. Marines. Normally she would require that I have an autopsy before she will allow me to seek another ladies favors but she may not this time.

I hoping to get lucky because of my "Silver Tongued Request".

Actually this is a test to see if anyone buys that load of "nonsense". Personally, I'm going to continue to sulk until she admits she is wrong in punishing me because I'm to dumb to know what I did or didn't do. :)

[Curlyben]

You Sir, have a death wish..

[twinkiedooter]

Don, honey baby. You don't dare even think of such a thing - not with your mate an ExMarine! What the blazes are/were you even thinking/dreaming about??

Be a nice hubby and don't even think of doing something naughty like that. Ok, you can dream about it but just don't go further than that!

Do you presently own a doghouse out in the yard?

Do you presently have a work shed you can disappear into?

If not, why not?

[donf]

Ben,

Not at all. I just don't think I should ask her permission first.

Between me, you and the rest of the world, I can't think of a reason why I would break my vow to the lady and I was curious if any one would make the connection between stupid excuses for infidelity.

So far no one is that dumb, thank you God.

[donf]

Twink,

Have no fear, I would never want to hurt my lady in that way. I'm just in a playful mood but trying to get a message out there that the Male is just as responsible for his behavior as a woman is.

Nope, no shed or dog house, however, there is a six foot deep hole in the ground that my lady says is reserved for future use. I wonder if that is a clue about how much leeway I actually have

Some times I think people think hoping into bed with someone else's spouse will be the cure all instead of the disaster it is.

FYI - No takers on my request as of yet!

[Gemini54]

I'm in Australia, but I'm Italian. Would it work if I provided long distance 'comfort' electronically?

I would hesitate to offer anything more personal, or closer geographically, since you Yanks are so trigger happy and your madder half is Scottish/Italian (stubborn combination!) and has been in the US marines.

[Wondergirl]

How far are you from Chicago?

[donf]

Wondergirl,

I'm at the opposite side of the US. All the way on the Eastern coast of Virginia.

However, I was in Chicago when I went to Boot Camp at Great Lakes in circa 1965 and then again when IBM sent me to Shronberg (?) on a technical problem at Sears.

Do those events count.

[Wondergirl]

Wondergirl,

I'm at the opposite side of the US. All the way on the Eastern coast of Virginia.

You're not that far away. Chicago is closer than you think!

However, I was in Chicago when I went to Boot Camp at Great Lakes in circa 1965 and then again when IBM sent me to Shronberg (?) on a technical problem at Sears.

Do those events count.

Yes, you get 50 points for each! It's Schaumburg. (How quickly they forget... )

[J_9]

Welcome to Tennessee... but you may be looking down the barrel of one of my husbands many firearms!

At first I actually thought you were serious!

What did you do now Don?

[donf]

J9,

I do not lie to you. I have no idea what I did or did not do.

For all I know, it may just be a ploy to keep me off-balance. You know part of a females training arsenal for complacent husbands.

[J_9]

J9,

I do not lie to you. I have no idea what I did or did not do.

For all I know, it may just be a ploy to keep me off-balance. You know part of a females training arsenal for complacent husbands.

Here, slip here these hormone pills, all should be better in no time. :p

[donf]

Yuk, Yuk. I am not suffering from hormone imbalance.

However, for some silly reason, Bonnie will not let me watch all of the NY Giants football games I've saved over the years.

Doesn't she understand the pro football season is ending. Why, I'll have to wait almost three weeks before I can watch some Grapefruit league baseball.

[J_9]

Not hormones for you you silly goose!

OMG, she won't let you watch footyball? What happens this Sunday with the Superbowl?

Does she like to cook? I'm having a Soup-R-Bowl Party... she can cook and eat with us gals, you can drink and watch with the guys!

Two for the price of one!

[donf]

Its not that she won't let me watch football. The lady has even sat through some games with me.

Bonnie sees nothing gained by watching the games. The lady doesn't mind when I toddle off and umpire or referee the games (I do Baseball, softball slow or fast pitch. Basketball, my favorite ended for me when I blew a knee out taking a runner from first to third. I stepped in a hole and thought for sure I would never walk again. But I survived.

J9 - I have to ask you this - What is the difference between Bonnie requiring my autopsy and you offering your graces to me after I stand in front of your husbands loaded weapons. Aren't either of those choices equally fatal for me? :)

[J_9]

I stand in front of your husbands loaded weapons. Aren't either of those choices equally fatal for me? :)

Not if I hide the ammo! :p

[donf]

I see. I am honored by your offer.

Now if I can just get permission, OH Dear.

[donf]

J9,

We actually have family living in Powell, TN. Do you know them? I that why you are being so kind and generous?

[J_9]

Baybe... I AM family... lmao!

The ammo is off the property. Tell the wife to bring her fav soup next Sunday for Soup-R-Bowl Sunday.

[neverme]

:eek::confused::eek:

(My face reading your post! :) )