[MZSLIM]

If someone smokes marijuana the day before a drug test, will certos the jello drink clear his system?:confused:

[tickle]

I have never heard of certo being able to clear a system, but why did you smoke before a drug test??

[excon]

Hello MZ:

Nahhhh.

excon

[SonofSam]

In theory Certo puts a coating over your organs, kidneys, and other places that store THC in your body, preventing the stored THC from being released back into your blood, into the kidneys, and eventually the bladder.

The only thing that clears your system is the turnover of fat cells. After you quit ingesting THC, the fat cells that store THC will be burned and excreted through your sweat, feces, urine, those cells will then be replenished with more fat that isn't drenched with THC. So, single use might be detectable for 1 day, whereas a chronic smoker for the past 20 years might take up to 6 months.

The number of fat cells that we have basically remains constant throughout our life, so some people are just genetically disposed to "peeing dirty" for longer periods than say someone who's really skinny and has a fast metabolism. [If you put on a bunch of weight, you didn't really gain any fat cells, the fat cells just grew in size]

So, any "quick fix" is just masking the metabolites that are present in your body.

The only way to truly remove THC the most quick way possible is to exercise and eat a lot. And still, that probably only cuts your detection time in half.

[studtf]

I have passed a drug test by taking niacin pills for the week before and drinking a package of certos, mixed w/ a gatorade, a couple of hours before the drug test. I had probably smoked almost everyday for a couple of yrs, quit smoking a week or two before, and then gave in and smoked the day before the test and I passed.

[phillieblunt]

Neeed detail recipe please help fredom at stake