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    #21

    Dec 23, 2009, 02:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Nice one guys, keep 'em coming :D
    And where is your contribution young lady :D
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    #22

    Dec 23, 2009, 03:09 PM

    I'm the one who sits in the back chuckling to herself like a crazy person ;)
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    #23

    Dec 23, 2009, 03:10 PM

    Shazzy, stop the evil laughter, it's freaking me out!
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    #24

    Dec 23, 2009, 04:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Shazzy, stop the evil laughter, it's freaking me out!
    I can hear her too! :eek:
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    #25

    Dec 23, 2009, 04:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I can hear her too! :eek:
    :eek:

    Clough, we're in trouble. I thought she was just in my head, if she's in yours too then we either share a brain or we can really hear her.

    I want to hide now! :eek:
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    #26

    Dec 23, 2009, 08:19 PM

    What, you mean you heard that too! Now... that's strange... ::gulp:: :eek:
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    #27

    Dec 23, 2009, 10:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    What, you mean you heard that too!? Now... that's strange... ::gulp:: :eek:
    You too, Jerry! :confused:
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    #28

    Dec 23, 2009, 10:58 PM

    if it makes you feel ant better, the only voices in my head have been there for years ^_~
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    #29

    Dec 23, 2009, 11:02 PM
    I won't post it here because because of the language that's used. I can't even fix it up so that it will work. But, you out of check out "The Office Party" which is about 3/4's of the way down the page on the following site.

    12 Mature Jokes of Christmas - The Anti-Boredom Team

    Thanks!
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    #30

    Dec 24, 2009, 03:18 AM

    Merry Xmas and all the best,
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    #31

    Dec 24, 2009, 03:21 AM

    Seems that hheath got there before and that's where she got the few extracts she posted on this thread earlier. :)
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    #32

    Dec 24, 2009, 09:51 AM

    yep ^_^
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    #33

    Dec 29, 2009, 02:19 PM

    I know it is late but here is one:

    Why did Santa get arrested?

    He got caught laying Barbie under the christmas tree.
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    Dec 30, 2009, 02:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I know it is late but here is one:

    Why did Sant get arrested?

    He got caught laying Barbie under the christmas tree.
    Hi, adam_89!

    Subtle, but good! :)

    Thanks!
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    #35

    Dec 31, 2009, 09:35 PM

    Ole king cole was a merry old soul, with a buckskin stomach and a rubber a$$ hole.
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    Jan 1, 2010, 12:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by unluckynut View Post
    ole king cole was a merry old soul, with a buckskin stomach and a rubber a$$ hole.
    :confused: is that a poem? :confused:
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    #37

    Jan 1, 2010, 01:22 AM
    Originally Posted by unluckynut
    Ole king cole was a merry old soul, with a buckskin stomach and a rubber a$$ hole.
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    :confused: is that a poem? :confused:
    Could be. Hard to tell...

    Thanks!
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    #38

    Jan 1, 2010, 01:24 AM

    Oh, Happy New Year Clough! :)
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    #39

    Jan 1, 2010, 01:54 AM
    HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too, Jerry! :)
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    #40

    Jan 1, 2010, 02:25 AM

    How beautiful! Thank-you for sharing that,put a smile on this old hags face :)
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