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    Dec 22, 2009, 12:39 PM
    What is celibacy?
    What is Celibacy?
    Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. '

    He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower? ' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered,

    'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it? ' And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
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    Dec 22, 2009, 12:59 PM
    Lmao
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    Dec 22, 2009, 01:50 PM

    That is great, I actually just typed that one out in a text message so I could forward it on.
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    Dec 22, 2009, 01:58 PM

    That is my wife's favorite "flower" too.
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    Dec 22, 2009, 02:00 PM

    We're partial to Martha White, but that's a "Suthern Thang."
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    Dec 22, 2009, 02:06 PM
    It took him long enough to learn not to get self-rising. I can wait for the Black Roses. :)
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    Dec 23, 2009, 12:18 AM
    Hi, KeepItSimpleStupid!

    Oh, how I love surprise endings! :)

    Thanks!
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