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    #1

    Dec 7, 2009, 06:27 PM
    Tiger Woods
    Hello:

    Will somebody tell me when he's finished with the back 9?

    excon
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    #2

    Dec 7, 2009, 06:37 PM

    Now
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    #3

    Dec 7, 2009, 07:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello:

    Will somebody tell me when he's finished with the back 9?

    excon
    As soon as his wife is done with the front 9.
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    #4

    Dec 8, 2009, 03:34 AM

    The same 9 we've heard about or a new batch?
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    #5

    Dec 8, 2009, 09:42 AM
    I didn't get the joke yesterday:rolleyes: I get it now, I really need to watch more news.:D
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    #6

    Dec 8, 2009, 12:54 PM

    What's the difference between a Titleist III and an Escalade?

    Tiger can drive the Titleist 400 yards.
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    #7

    Dec 10, 2009, 02:09 PM

    Number eight was released yesterday, Joslyn James, she's a bit rough, looks like she could break Tiger. I just read the text messages between him and Jamie Grubbs, good stuff.
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    #8

    Dec 10, 2009, 02:29 PM

    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

    Santa stops at three Ho's.
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    Dec 10, 2009, 02:49 PM
    There's got to be one about the Cadillac and his Caddie out there some where.;)

    Come on guys, put your thinking caps on:rolleyes::D
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    #10

    Dec 10, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
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    #11

    Dec 10, 2009, 03:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
    True, true, ture... :D
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    #12

    Dec 11, 2009, 04:37 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    Theres got to be one about the Cadillac and his Caddie out there some where.;)

    Come on guys, put your thinking caps on:rolleyes::D
    Q: What's the difference between a Caddy and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a golf ball without wrecking.
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    #13

    Dec 11, 2009, 04:52 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    Q: What's the difference between a Caddy and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a golf ball without wrecking.
    This one's making the rounds. See post #6
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    #14

    Dec 11, 2009, 08:24 PM

    And to think this man made $92,000,000 last year and can't drive for sh*t strikes me as either very sad or very funny.
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    #15

    Dec 11, 2009, 08:30 PM

    What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal?

    They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian...
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    #16

    Dec 11, 2009, 08:35 PM

    Also, breaking news, They don't call him Tiger, they call him Cheetah! LMAO
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    #17

    Dec 13, 2009, 10:35 PM

    The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?



    Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”



    Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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    #18

    Dec 14, 2009, 08:21 AM

    Survey:

    A random national poll was conducted of 10,000 women as to whether they would ever have sex with Tiger. The results are as follows:

    12% Yes

    18% No

    70% Not Again.
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    #19

    Dec 15, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Too funny.
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    Dec 15, 2009, 10:19 PM


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