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    adam_89 Posts: 1,866, Reputation: 280
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    Dec 4, 2009, 06:35 AM
    My New Ford Truck
    MY NEW TRUCK

    I bought a new Ford F-250 and returned to the dealer
    Yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
    Came from the speakers.
    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
    ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed
    My new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, 'A$$ Hole!'

    Immediately the radio responded with,
    "Ladies and gentlemen,
    the President of the United States , Barack Obama."
    Damn I love this truck...
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    Dec 4, 2009, 10:28 AM

    Lol! Sort of offensive to the president though. Be sure he doesn't see this, or one of his relations! :eek:
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    Dec 4, 2009, 11:22 AM

    Also if you understood our economy and the way things are you would know that he deserves it Unk.
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    Dec 4, 2009, 11:38 AM

    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89
    agrees: The radio did it, not me. Haha
    I know. He got this recent medical thingy recently, and not much more. Some people are saying to wait a little, the time for him to show what he can do...
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    Dec 4, 2009, 11:50 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    I know. He got this recent medical thingy recently, and not much more. Some people are saying to wait a little, the time for him to show what he can do...
    Well we have no other choice but to wait. He has had nearly a year to do something and all he has done for me is try and screw me. You know he is the number one gun salesman? Haha. Hell I think I have bought 2 guns maybe 3 since he became president.
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    Dec 8, 2009, 08:38 AM

    Nice one Adam :D
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    Dec 13, 2009, 05:29 PM

    Smart truck. Smart truck.
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    Dec 13, 2009, 05:52 PM
    Cheap shot.
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    Dec 14, 2009, 03:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    Cheap shot.
    But funny
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