Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #1

    Dec 5, 2009, 10:03 PM
    An old man told the lady if he was allowed to touch her breast, he could know her age
    Hi, everyone! I am not sure whether this thread would be allowed to start here or not, and I don't know what you would think about this thread. In the internet of China, Some threads liked this one were allowed to start everywhere, but I don't know the rules here. If some contents of this thread were not proper, I hope the moderator could tell me and delete it.Thanks! Just for fun, no offense!


    A lady spent 20,000$ in losing her weight, and she made it. On her way back home, she bought a piece of newspaper and asked the boss to guess what her age was. The boss guessed she was 23. The lady was so happy and told the boss she was 37 years old. Then, she went to MacDonald and asked the same question to a shopgirl, and the shopgirl guessed the lady was 21. The lady was very happy and told the shopgirl she was 37 years old.

    When the lady was waiting for the bus, she couldn't help asking an old man behind her to guess her age. "I am 78 years old, and I couldn't see something clearly, however, I could know a lady's age in a special way when I was young." The old man said.

    The lady was curious about the special way and asked the old man how to do that. The old man said,"If I am allowed to touch your breast, I could know your age.".

    About 30 seconds later, the old man was allowed to touch the lady's breast. The old man touched the lady's breast carefully, about few minutes later, the old man told the lady that she was 37 years old!

    The lady admired the old man and asked him if he could tell her how to know her age. The old man said to her, "............".

    Hey, guys, if you want to know what the old man said, just show me your answer here, and I would give you all the answer if there're many members want to know what the old man said.
    mudweiser's Avatar
    mudweiser Posts: 2,750, Reputation: 707
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #2

    Dec 5, 2009, 10:06 PM

    He said: "I knew your age because I heard you tell the McDonald's worker"


    Haha

    Good joke. I heard it before.
    justcurious55's Avatar
    justcurious55 Posts: 4,360, Reputation: 790
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #3

    Dec 5, 2009, 10:14 PM

    Hahaha I would have never figured it out.
    mudweiser's Avatar
    mudweiser Posts: 2,750, Reputation: 707
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #4

    Dec 5, 2009, 10:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by justcurious55 View Post
    hahaha i woulda never figured it out.
    It's okay.. I'm a joke ruiner...
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #5

    Dec 6, 2009, 02:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    It's okay.. I'm a joke ruiner....
    Hey, how can you do that... ::(
    Now I couldn't have more replies...

    (just have a joke, it's ok:))

    Thanks!
    Catsmine's Avatar
    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
    Pest Control Expert
    		  
    #6

    Dec 6, 2009, 04:59 AM

    I was going to say the shop girl, but it's still funny.
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #7

    Dec 6, 2009, 07:23 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    I was going to say the shop girl, but it's still funny.
    Don't you want to say something about the old man? :)

    What a mischievous man he was! Lol!

    Thanks!
    Catsmine's Avatar
    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
    Pest Control Expert
    		  
    #8

    Dec 6, 2009, 01:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by shihouzhuge View Post
    Don't you want to say something about the old man? :)

    What a mischievous man he was! Lol!

    Thanks!
    No, he was just taking advantage of an opportunity.
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #9

    Dec 6, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    No, he was just taking advantage of an opportunity.
    Haha...

    I think it's a good method to play jokes with ladies.:)

    If I get the chance, I might do it...
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #10

    Dec 6, 2009, 09:15 PM

    Good joke.

    Sadly Muddy got here before I did, otherwise I would have given you the answer. ;)
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #11

    Dec 6, 2009, 09:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Good joke.

    Sadly Muddy got here before I did, otherwise I would have given you the answer. ;)
    Now I get to know more about Chery, I don't know much about her before, but I think she must be a very kind lady. Feel so sad about that, and I hope everything would be all right.

    Last night, I got a nightmare. My uncle hurt his leg by accident, and my aunt has gone... I cried to my mom by phone...

    When I was awake, I phoned my uncle and sured that everything was OK. Until I got the news that we missed her, Chery...
    Just Dahlia's Avatar
    Just Dahlia Posts: 2,155, Reputation: 445
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #12

    Dec 6, 2009, 10:06 PM
    So, are you trying to tell me that all the old men who gave me that line were lying:confused::eek:

    I feel so used:(:rolleyes:;)
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #13

    Dec 6, 2009, 10:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    So, are you trying to tell me that all the old men who gave me that line were lying:confused::eek:

    I feel so used:(:rolleyes:;)
    I know! The things you learn 15 years too late. ;)
    Unknown008's Avatar
    Unknown008 Posts: 8,076, Reputation: 723
    Uber Member
    		  
    #14

    Dec 6, 2009, 10:13 PM

    Great joke indeed. :)

    Sometimes, our dreams have something in common in reality, like some sort of prophesy, but we never know when, until we discover it. :( It was a shock for me that it happened yesterday...
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #15

    Dec 7, 2009, 01:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    So, are you trying to tell me that all the old men who gave me that line were lying:confused::eek:

    I feel so used:(:rolleyes:;)
    Ha ha,Just Dahlia. Take it easy. There're not so many "clever" old men.:D
    shihouzhuge's Avatar
    shihouzhuge Posts: 131, Reputation: 6
    Junior Member
    		  
    #16

    Dec 7, 2009, 01:23 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Great joke indeed. :)

    Sometimes, our dreams have something in common in reality, like some sort of prophesy, but we never know when, until we discover it. :( It was a shock for me that it happened yesterday...
    As Socrates says,"The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways - I to die, and you to live. Which is better? Only God knows".

    I guess the other world may be a better place.
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search

Add your answer here.


Check out some similar questions!

I can't do a toe touch or the splits and a toe touch is required [ 10 Answers ]

:mad::mad::(:(what can I do will some one please help me I only have until August I can't do the splits and I really really want to be a cheerleader some people say that the splits are required to do a toetouch is this true I want to make the tates creek middle school cheerleading team and a toe...

The age of father is twice the square of the age of his son. [ 1 Answers ]

The age of father is twice the square of the age of his son. Eight years hence, the age of the father will be 4 years more than three times the age of the son. Find present ages?

Film with a man shrunk and injected into another man? [ 5 Answers ]

Anyone no the film I'm talking about where a man is shrunken and is in a syring and then gets injected into someone else, think he goes round the other mans body in a little spaceship type thing.

Need to know law on eviction from apt. Not on lease was told it was not allowed to. [ 2 Answers ]

Be put on lease. 2 weeks ago I was told that I could be on the lease as long as I paid half the rent (was told I only had to pay $150 per week. And cook and clean ) . Tonight when I got off work I was told I had to go asap. We are living with him in an apartment and I have a 2 year old daughter....

New here.questions about breast pain, breast lumps [ 2 Answers ]

Hello All! My name is Christy. I am 25 years old. I had my beautiful daughter 15 months ago... that was when I first discovered something was wrong. :confused: When my daughter was 6 weeks old, I felt a lump in my right breast. I thought for sure it was a clogged milk duct. I went in for my 6...

View more questions Search