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Nov 24, 2009, 07:38 AM
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US Redneck Special Hunting Forces heading out today.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Hunting Forces.
These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts
About their terrorist targets:
1. The hunting season opens today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
PS. Obama has reluctantly agreed to this plan that Bush initially proposed. Obama has called this "top secret" and has sworn to disavow any knowledge of it.
I have released this information from an undisclosed source at the White House - so please keep this information confidential!
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Nov 24, 2009, 07:40 AM
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Shouldn't this be in the humor section? Lol. I like it a lot!
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Uber Member
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Nov 24, 2009, 07:40 AM
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But whatever will the US do without all those southerners??
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Nov 24, 2009, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by adam_89
Shouldn't this be in the humor section? Lol. I like it alot!
"Announced Today"...
... so it's a current event :D
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Nov 24, 2009, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by RickJ
"Announced Today"...
...so it's a current event :D
Ok, My bad. I didn't think of that.
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Nov 24, 2009, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by NeedKarma
But whatever will the US do without all those southerners????
Rednecks breed like rabbits, no worries.
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Nov 24, 2009, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by speechlesstx
Rednecks breed like rabbits, no worries.
Touché!
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Nov 24, 2009, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RickJ
These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about their terrorist targets:
2. There is no bag limit.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
And this is different from the current situation how?
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Nov 24, 2009, 02:23 PM
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In other words, the new elite fighting unit will be exactly the same as today's military!
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Nov 24, 2009, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by earl237
In other words, the new elite fighting unit will be exactly the same as today's military!
That was my impression:D
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Uber Member
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Nov 25, 2009, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by earl237
In other words, the new elite fighting unit will be exactly the same as today's military!
I hope you are joking. Our military people are the best in the world. It's not their fault that they have not had a good Commander in Chief in over a decade.
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Nov 25, 2009, 11:17 AM
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Of course I was joking, I totally respect the troops. My sense of humor is a bit dry and sarcastic.
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Senior Member
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Nov 26, 2009, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RickJ
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Hunting Forces.
These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts
about their terrorist targets:
1. The hunting season opens today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
PS. Obama has reluctantly agreed to this plan that Bush initially proposed. Obama has called this "top secret" and has sworn to disavow any knowledge of it.
I have released this information from an undisclosed source at the White House - so please keep this information confidential!
And you don't have to wear those neon orange vests either ;)
G&P
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May 23, 2011, 04:39 PM
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Oh would that this were a genuine development! I might just ask to join up.
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New Member
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May 23, 2011, 04:42 PM
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Do you know the origin of the term "REDNECK"? If you did, you wouldn't be so disparaging of them. You like to eat don't you? Or are you one of those desk-bound "ELITISTS" too prissy to spend any time out-of-doors?
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Ultra Member
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May 23, 2011, 07:43 PM
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Yes this is the force that got Bin Laden no wonder Omah has gone missing
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