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    #1

    Nov 6, 2009, 02:25 AM
    Fondling in bed
    Fondling In Bed

    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was
    lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her
    husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't
    in quite some time.

    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her
    neck, and then began moving down past the
    small of her back.

    He then caressed her shoulders and neck,
    slowly worked his hand down over her breasts
    stopping just over her lower stomach.

    He then proceeded to place his hand on her
    left inner arm, caressed past the side of her
    breast again, working down her side, passed
    gently over her buttock and down her leg to
    her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh,
    stopping just at the uppermost portion of her
    leg. He continued in the same manner on her
    right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over
    and started to watch tv.

    As she had become quite aroused by this
    caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That
    was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



    He said, "I found the remote".:)
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    #2

    Nov 6, 2009, 02:53 AM

    Nooooo... noooooooo... NNOOOOO
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    #3

    Nov 6, 2009, 03:28 AM
    As a joke, that's not bad. As porn, you've got talent.
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    #4

    Nov 6, 2009, 03:39 AM
    Whew, who cares about the remote now. I agree with Cat.
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    #5

    Nov 6, 2009, 05:35 PM
    She'll get her revenge... in the kitchen...
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    #6

    Nov 7, 2009, 10:40 AM

    Yep, there would be a price to pay later if I ever pulled that one... for sure... :(
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    #7

    Nov 7, 2009, 09:18 PM

    Lmao! Good one KISS!

    Poor woman...
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    #8

    Nov 7, 2009, 09:45 PM

    Hello K:

    I really liked that one.

    excon
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    #9

    Nov 7, 2009, 09:49 PM

    There's something for you in the lounge too.
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    #10

    Nov 8, 2009, 09:54 AM

    That's pretty hilarious! :D
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    #11

    Nov 8, 2009, 09:57 AM

    Wow, that's awful! Hahaha
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    #12

    Nov 9, 2009, 09:29 AM

    I really enjoyed that. Didn't see it coming though..
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    #13

    Nov 14, 2009, 12:46 AM

    That was too funny
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