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    #941

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I already am buddy ;)

    So if you see my Beer Truck outside your reception............... :cool:
    Haha.. its my last day here... I have a 1 month holiday for wedding stuff... so that's cool... Will be hitting the town tonight... chasing your beer truck.. ;)
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    #942

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha.. its my last day here... I have a 1 month holiday for wedding stuff... so thats cool... Will be hitting the town tonight... chasing your beer truck.. ;)
    I'll wave from the passenger seat. :)
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    #943

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:25 PM

    My dog just farted.

    Ya, I shared.
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    #944

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'll wave from the passenger seat. :)
    Haha... M with the special treatment for the ladies.. typical... Lol! Its OK... I could use the exercise anyway...

    And yeah, thanks for sharing Alty... ;)
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    #945

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... M with the special treatment for the ladies.. typical... Lol! Its ok... I could use the exercise anyway...

    And yeah, thanks for sharing Alty... ;)
    Special treatment?

    Being allowed to sit in the car is special treatment?

    Don't go spoiling me too much now, I might get used to it. :rolleyes:
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    #946

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Special treatment?

    Being allowed to sit in the car is special treatment?

    Don't go spoiling me too much now, I might get used to it. :rolleyes:
    Lol! Sitting in the beer truck, next to M is a huge honor... so be happy... Lol!
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    Oct 8, 2009, 05:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Lol! Sitting in the beer truck, next to M is a huge honor... so be happy... Lol!
    Honor?

    I didn't ask, I just jumped in. It's not my fault you didn't think of it first. ;)

    Run little boy, run. :)

    Now I'm happy. :D
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    #948

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Honor?

    I didn't ask, I just jumped in. It's not my fault you didn't think of it first. ;)

    Run little boy, run. :)

    Now I'm happy. :D
    Haha... glad you are happy... I'm here chasing after the beer truck... don't worry, I'll catch up with it eventually.. ;)
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    Oct 8, 2009, 05:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... glad you are happy... I'm here chasing after the beer truck... don't worry, I'll catch up with it eventually.. ;)
    M, floor it! :D
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    Oct 8, 2009, 05:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M, floor it! :D
    Haha... he wouldn't do that to a fellow aussie now would he? Lol!
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    #951

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M, floor it! :D

    Hop in Alty :cool:








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    #952

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    hop in alty :cool:








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    :d :d :d :d
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    #953

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Hop in Alty :cool:








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    M... is that you driving? If it is, thought it was an Aussie truck... so its right-hand drive, isn't it?
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    #954

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:50 PM

    I want to do something fun on my answering machine. I found these. Opinions?

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

    Hi. This is Jeff:
    If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
    If you are my parents, please send money.
    If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
    If you are my friends, you owe me money.
    If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

    Hi! ______'s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

    My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.

    This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.

    I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

    A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

    Hello. I'm not at home right now because I'm out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don't call you back, you're probably one of those changes.

    Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message

    Hi. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

    Which one should I do?
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    #955

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    M... is that you driving? If it is, thought it was an Aussie truck... so its right-hand drive, isn't it?


    It's all done with mirrors ;)



    Personally , I'd go with the Beer one Alty :D
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    #956

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:55 PM
    I like the "leave your mastercard number" one. It's not identity theft if they give it to you.
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    #957

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:57 PM

    I like the one that goes:

    "Hello?........ pause

    GOTCHA SUCKA

    leave a message"


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    #958

    Oct 8, 2009, 05:57 PM

    Hello, you've reached ___and ___. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. ___ likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slow. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
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    #959

    Oct 8, 2009, 06:01 PM

    I like all of those.

    Personally, I think M is right, even though I'm not in school so Academics is out, the beer thing is right on the money.

    I also like the call screening one. :)
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    #960

    Oct 9, 2009, 01:08 AM

    Haha good ones Alty!

    One of the BEST anwering machine messages I have heard is someone saying
    "hello........... hello........... can you speak up?......... HELLO???!......... You have got the answering machine please leave a message"

    :p
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