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    Oct 2, 2009, 01:10 AM
    The Donkey!
    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTOR'S OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

    The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S .

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST IN TOWN .

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

    The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER IS WILD AND FREE.

    Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

    MORAL OF THE STORY??

    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's and you'll live longer.
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:09 AM
    I love filtering software. :p

    Now, let the game of figuring out the missing word begin. :D
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    Oct 2, 2009, 09:57 AM
    I win!:D:D
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    Oct 2, 2009, 01:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    I win!:D:D
    Nope, Cat's is cuter.
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    Oct 2, 2009, 05:55 PM

    : A55 :

    Answer between the dots :D
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:16 PM

    Sorry for giving you guys the incomplete story, but now here it is...


    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTOR'S OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

    The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S .

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST IN TOWN .

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS HER FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

    The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER IS WILD AND FREE.

    Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

    MORAL OF THE STORY??

    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's and you'll live longer.
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by sergie View Post
    Sorry for giving you guys the incomplete story, but now here it is.............


    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTOR'S OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

    The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S .

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST IN TOWN .

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS HER FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

    The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER IS WILD AND FREE.

    Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

    MORAL OF THE STORY???

    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's and you'll live longer.

    So sorry guys, I simply don't know why the main word is not coming in the sentence. Most probably those words are blocked and as a result we have meaningless jokes. I apologize. Regards!
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:20 PM

    All right, what's the other taboo word for donkey? :D
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:22 PM

    Use this sergie... A55 ;)
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:39 PM
    sergie, I laughed harder at the filtered version than I did at the full one when I first read it. :)

    It reminded me of another board I posted on for awhile that changed objectionable words into more acceptable ones. To this day, I still don't know why "hecko" was more acceptable than "hello". :confused::)
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    Oct 2, 2009, 06:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Nope, Cat's is cuter.
    Well, Of course!:rolleyes:
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    Oct 4, 2009, 07:38 PM

    Yes sure, thank you friend4u, for your suggestion.

    Cat1864, I am more curious!
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    Oct 4, 2009, 08:10 PM
    Curious about the hecko?

    The filter program on that site changed the "objectionable" words to less objectionable ones even when they were in another word.

    Hello became Hecko and association became buttociation. :)
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    Oct 4, 2009, 09:22 PM

    Lolz, that's funny :D
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    Oct 5, 2009, 02:00 AM
    Here we only have to deal with quoting Charles ens
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