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    Sep 24, 2009, 02:58 AM
    The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
    The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The pope leans toward Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that you can do that with one little wave of your hand. Show me."

    So with a wave of his hand...

    ... the Pope slapped her.

    :D
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    Sep 24, 2009, 03:35 AM
    You could have picked Glen Beck!
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    Sep 24, 2009, 05:02 AM

    Yes, I could have, but I'll leave that to someone else

    ... but too bad for them for not posting it first!

    :)
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    Sep 24, 2009, 09:58 AM
    D'you think you could have gotten away with Hillary? BTW, hilarious
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    Sep 24, 2009, 10:22 AM

    Loved it!
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