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    #901

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Sheriff, I can't hold them much longer. They are getting smarter and they keep gaining more on their side.

    I need backup asap

    Joe!....M!......
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    #902

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:27 PM

    Hey, I never wanted to run wild with you guys. I just wanted pleasure and I thought that was what I was going to get. I am a sucker for pleasure. Darn the luck.
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    #903

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:31 PM
    We might get a little jiggy with it sometimes.
    But you have to stay on the dark side long enough to find out.

    Now your in a tough spot. Its Stringer, you and I. All alone. Who's it going to be adam, Stringer or me??
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    #904

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i just met my daughters new boyfriend...i dont like him!
    hes too good looking,and polite!
    a heartbreaker for sure.

    im meeting brendans parents soon,ill need lessons on 'how too be nice and normal'!
    That would be a 4 hour read... :D:D:D:D:eek::rolleyes:
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    #905

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:34 PM

    Well, Stinger has done nothing but shower me with gifts and joy and power. You guys tied me up, gagged me, blindfolded me, and stuck me in a wheel barrow for the gators to eat me. That makes me stick to my badge. I will fight until the end and maybe die trying.
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    #906

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:35 PM

    Enough of this nicey nicey sunny...
    Throw him to the gators!

    Or let him be our slave...
    Denouce stringer as your boss and we will protect you adam...

    Choose... life of misery.. or gators?
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    #907

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:37 PM

    Just to make an announcement. A little more than a year from now, I will have a real badge.
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    #908

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:37 PM
    Exactly! What red said!
    Like you didn't enjoy being tied up like that. Come on already you want to run with the girls.
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    #909

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Just to make an announcement. A little more than a year from now, I will have a real badge.

    So your going to be a sheriff or a deputy?
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    #910

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    okay! now we're talking..
    just lie down here,thats it,close your eyes adam...and just wait a sec..
    wait..relax.....

    you are now tied up,gagged and blindfolded in a wheelbarrow,about to be fed to the gators you set on me earlier....
    how do you like them apples baby!
    what..whats that..cant talk!

    gators are coming adam..you better think quick!
    See Adam... you wavered... now what?! :)
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    #911

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:41 PM
    Adam, my handsome little deputy puh-leaze! Oooh men in uniform are so soooo handsome you hot little thing...
    Now stop this bull and get in the van and lets go, your spilling my beer and that makes me so angry
    Ever seen an angry woman? Or an angry sunny?
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    #912

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:42 PM

    If its any help adam,I was once too the that position.. gators coming.. I cried,wet myself,pooed and puked!

    Show your underbelly and live to play another day...

    Or give the gators a belly ache?
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    #913

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:43 PM
    Here quick poke 'em in the eye and run with us
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    #914

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:44 PM
    Dam straight sunny.. we have a hostage...

    Zippidy do da.

    Lets go for a joy ride around the castle.
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    #915

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:45 PM
    Ooh a hostage situation, now what do we want from the sheriff? Hmmm... what do we want red.
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    #916

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:47 PM

    Ok, you can use me as a hostage but Stringer isn't coming after me. So, here I am all yours. Can I have a beer now?
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    #917

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    ooh a hostage situation, now what do we want from the sheriff? hmmm... what do we want red.

    There is only one holy grail...

    The great and most reverved token of power...

    THE WHIP.
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    #918

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:49 PM

    All this breaking of the rules is not is not permissible. There will be fines and jail time. Anyone who defies the rules will also have an 'L' placed on their forehead...

    Adam, let this be a lesson, women have many tools and one of them is their wily ways... you are young, you need experience so just watch and listen... K?
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    #919

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:50 PM

    Drink up sunny...
    Stop crying adam, do you serve cheese with that whine?

    You can be our pet slave.
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    #920

    Aug 26, 2009, 12:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Ok, you can use me as a hostage but Stringer isn't coming after me. So, here I am all yours. Can I have a beer now?
    The whip, that's what we want. We want adam to give it to us on all fours like a dog.

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