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    redhed35 Posts: 4,221, Reputation: 1910
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    #861

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:22 AM

    Kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...

    Aahhh,its good to be back!
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    #862

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:25 AM

    What the heck did you kids do to my castle?

    There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her... um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!

    Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?
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    #863

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:28 AM

    It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.
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    #864

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:38 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.
    Joe, you're a deputy, you must make these kids obey.

    Here, you can use my handcuffs. :)
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    #865

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:41 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What the heck did you kids do to my castle?

    There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her.....um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!

    Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?!
    Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:
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    #866

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:
    Yes, it does! ;)

    I can't leave the castle for one minute without you kids getting into mischief.

    Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)
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    #867

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:48 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)
    WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :p
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    #868

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:51 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :p
    I have eyes and ears everywhere young Shazzy. Do not attempt to trick the "mom".

    Don't you know that women get eyes in the back of their heads and super hearing as soon as they give birth?

    Also, I can tell when you're lying because mom's can see a little "L" show up on your forehead when you do.

    I actually told my son that once, the next time he tried lying to me he put his hand on his forehead so I couldn't see the "L". Silly kids. ;)
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    #869

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:54 AM

    Hey Shazzy, Alty, Joe and Red! :) Quite a few tonight!

    Oh no, don't give me the potatoes to peel Red, I'll end up mashing them, cooking them on my own and have all disappeared in less that a second.

    As for the dragon, beware, I've trained it, just as I trained the gators. ;)
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    #870

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:57 AM

    Unky, the gators are sick, I think the naughty kids fed them bad fish.

    Dragon?

    When did we get a dragon?

    Why didn't I see the documents requesting a dragon? I didn't sign off on a dragon.

    Where is this dragon?
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    #871

    Aug 26, 2009, 09:58 AM

    Haha Alty, I'm going to try the "L" thing on my brother!

    Nah, I'd be too scared to have a party without permission, I never even snuck out of the house as a kid :rolleyes:

    Hey Unky Dunky! How are you today?

    I'm about to head off to bed! (which I have been saying for the past hour!)
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    #872

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:01 AM

    I have to run too.

    It's Sydney's birthday today. My little girl is 7 years old. I swear she was just born yesterday, where did the time go?

    Anyway, lots of plans today.

    I'll be back later. :)

    Unky, you hold down the castle, you're in charge until I get back. Don't take any crap from these people, you're the boss for now, don't let them push you around.

    Here, use the dragon, if they get mean, sic the dragon on them.

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    #873

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:06 AM

    Aww happy birthday to Sydney!

    And that is one tiny, dragon, what's it going to do... nibble me!
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    #874

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...

    aahhh,its good to be back!
    That's why I love you baby!!
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    redhed35 Posts: 4,221, Reputation: 1910
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    #875

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:19 AM

    I just met my daughters new boyfriend... I don't like him!
    He's too good looking,and polite!
    A heartbreaker for sure.

    I'm meeting brendans parents soon,ill need lessons on 'how too be nice and normal'!
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    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
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    #876

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:23 AM
    Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.

    How long have you been with Brendan?
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    #877

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.

    How long have you been with Brendan?
    We have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than officially we got together.

    Over 4 months now.. its good sunny.really good.
    To say I'm in love with him would be an understatement.
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    #878

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    we have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than offically we got together.

    over 4 months now ..its good sunny.really good.
    to say im in love with him would be an understatement.
    Your so lucky. I never really could say that with my husband and then we married. We were together for five years and then married just because. Do his parents live far away? Or is there a reason why you haven't met them yet?
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    #879

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:51 AM

    They live a good bit away,they have seen me when they came to visit but we were not together then...
    The problem is here I am 37 divorced,3 kids,and a trail of broken relationships and bad choices behind me..
    I'm scared they will think I'm not good enough for their first born and then ill have to kill them!
    I'm chicken .
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    #880

    Aug 26, 2009, 10:56 AM
    Don't be crazy! How old is he? I mean I am sure he must have a scary past to since he hasn't or isn't married. Bad things happen to good people sometimes. If they don't go for that I will bury them when your done.

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