[Chey5782]

I found this site because it was my destiny? I stayed because sexy men talk to me and funny beautiful women befriend me. And I vowed to help alty get her whip back.

[BlackVY]

Found it while trying to figure out some relationship and marriage stuff...

This question should be made into a poll...

[CurlytopG]

I found this site while researching how to get rid of flying squirrels in my attic, and love the concept and interaction of it. I was just wondering how each of you found it. Was it lost love? A strange rash? A bug in your garden to identify? A legal question? Please share openly how you got involved with this site please. It should be interesting to see what it was that brought each of us here. Thanks.

:) You know when you get a "PAIN" you want to find an answer right away especially if it's on going and on a weekend. Who do you call then? :D So I googled my "PAIN" and ended up right here. Found the answer and what was so funny well not funny... the person who answered had the same "PAIN" and also shared my last name. Was that in my "stars" or what? I just felt like I was supposed to be here. So here I am "PAIN" and all. I'm going to see my doctor soon it has not gone away. THANKS ASK ME!

[Chey5782]

That's weird you have 0 posts and you had 7 a minute ago. Crazy?

[Unknown008]

Maybe the thread in which the posts were made were deleted because of a troll...

As for me, I came in here seeking an answer for a chemistry question. Left the site for a mere 4 months, came back for another question, then explored the site. Found a weird thread, about coffee and other stuff... people talked of Disney Land... met HC and firmbeliever then... Started to get 'addicted' to the site, then went to the library less often (I had a connection from the library only). Then came back here after half a year after my first post. Was going to library after school.

Now I have a connection at home, 24/24, I am here more than anytime I've been on here :D. I found myself answering questions!

[Chey5782]

Chemistry. Nice one. I wish mine had been something that was actually interesting. I say as I look at my 401k check. MUUAAHAHAHA. Thank god school starts soon. I fully expect to be able to abuse my new friends and ask them stupid questions about my classes. Like why does my teacher always wear they weird sweater? Seriously, my imaginary teacher's sweater is super ugly.

[kp2171]

I found this site because it was my destiny? I stayed because sexy men talk to me and funny beautiful women befriend me. And I vowed to help alty get her whip back.

Please introduce me to your lady friends if I haven't already met them. Many of them, I'm sure I have, but I giver like that. Willing to help out new cute peeps.

As for the sexy men, ill meet them in the alley. Loser buys first round.

[Chey5782]

Whatever kp his royal sexiness himself with the word usage that can turn loins to fire within a nanosecond. You were the first sexy man I met on here, thus earning a special place in my lusty heart.

[kp2171]

As a man trained in the sciences, I've never heard nanosecond said with such sexy desire. ;)

Whatthehellthreadisthis??

[Chey5782]

*giggle?* I mean, oops. I mean... :confused: Trained in the sciences? *gulps* You DO know I am one of those women who only date geeky men because cranial love is amazing and beautiful and more sexy than a naked virgin slipping in a tub of baby oil, right? Don't make fun of me for my fetishes. Mister I paint toenails. I mean... Jesus was this man created to be every woman's definition of perfection?!

[kp2171]

I've been a pain in enough women's arses to get mine kicked to the curb more than once, I'm afraid.

Tho' they were always the mean ones.

As for the tub/oil/slippery thingy... I'm going to need more literatary embellishment.

[Chey5782]

Only adding to the charm, my dearest. Everyone knows complete perfection lacks character. That would be like saying God doesn't believe in laughter, or faeries aren't pretty.

As for the tub of oil, I thought that WAS a literary feat!

[kp2171]

Only adding to the charm, my dearest. Everyone knows complete perfection lacks character. That would be like saying God doesn't believe in laughter, or faeries aren't pretty.

Mkay.

You rock the casbah.

To all others... sorry I'm here and gone. Be back later. Life calls. Keep this woman happy.

[Catsmine]

Just found this one. Ha!

I was replacing a thermostat, BallengerB1 set me straight, then looked at some bug threads and found my help was needed.

Now I can't get away. I check the threads I mod three or four times a day.

[kp2171]

I'm actually wearing my AskMe.com T-shirt right now.

I think the girls here demand the respect shown to you and need tight AHMD ribbed tanks immediately.

It

Is

Only

Right

Can I get an amen?

[Stringer]

I came because I was googling marriage advice and counseling. Woo-la! Up came AMHD and I vented and got sucked right in!! Love it. I agree with red, I also have some favorite posters on here to. But one will never know.

Say it is me, say it is me... :D:D:)

[Stringer]

i found this site because it was my destiny? I stayed because sexy men talk to me and funny beautiful women befriend me. And i vowed to help alty get her whip back.

Never. :d

[jmjoseph]

i think the girls here demand the respect shown to you and need tight AHMD ribbed tanks immediately.

it

is

only

right

can i get an amen?

Amen brother!

[Catsmine]

amen brother!

Guys, does everybody have their supersoakers chilled?

[jmjoseph]

Guys, does everybody have their supersoakers chilled?

An even bigger AMEN!