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    Aug 4, 2009, 09:02 PM
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    An 60-year-old (+/-) man goes for a physical.

    All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says,

    'Bert, everything looks great.

    How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

    Are you at peace with God?'

    Bert replies, 'God and I are tight.

    He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,*poof*! the light goes on.

    When I'm done, *poof*!! the light goes off.'

    'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bert's wife.

    'Joan,' he says, "'Bert is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

    Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*!! the light goes off?'"

    'OH MY GAWD!' Joan exclaims.

    " He's pissing in the Fridge again "
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    Aug 5, 2009, 05:08 AM

    Hahaha, I did not expect that! :D
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    Aug 5, 2009, 12:05 PM

    Hehehehehehehehe
    Ha
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    Aug 5, 2009, 12:06 PM

    LMAO! Didn't see that one coming. :)
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    Aug 5, 2009, 12:13 PM

    I like that one!
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    Aug 5, 2009, 12:23 PM

    I had NO idea where this was going... LOL
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