[ROLCAM]

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.


The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

[Torrid13]

Roflcopter.

Nice.

[BlackVY]

Hahaha!

Awesomeness! :D

[HelpinHere]

OMG, that was great!
Well worth the wait was an understatement!

BTW, is there anything specific the COPTER in ROFLCOPTER stands for?

[artlady]

LOL Cool!

[Catsmine]

Love it. I may even try to steal this.

[cal823]

ROFLLMAO!
Consider it stolen :p

[shazamataz]

Nice one ;)

[twinkiedooter]

You got me on that ending! Never would have guessed it. Well worth the wait on that one. Now where are the other 90 million blonde guy jokes out there??

[friend4u178]

I know how Twinkie loves her Blonde jokes , here's a few more male blonde jokes... :)


Fishing Buddies
Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.

"Did you mark the spot?" asked Blonde #1.

"Yup," said Blonde #2. "I put a big X on the bottom of the boat."

"You dummy!" said Blonde #1. "What if we don't get the same boat?"



Barking Dogs
A wife and her blonde husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor's dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep.

Finally, the blonde says, "I've had enough. I'm going to do something about this." So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. A little while later, he comes back.

"What did you do? The dog's still barking," asks the wife.

"I put the dog in our back yard. Let's see how they like it."



How Do You Measure a Flagpole?
Two blonde guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing.

"We're supposed to measure the height of this flagpole," said blonde guy number one, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse and loosened some bolts. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Blonde guy number two shook his head and laughed. "Isn't that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

[friend4u178]

And of course there should be a female blonde joke in here too ;)


Golf Balls
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
And sat down next to a blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
Longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"