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ROLCAM · Jul 18, 2009, 01:45 AM

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

" Well, Eve, how is My favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Send to men with a sense of humor & women who figure this makes sense.

HelpinHere · Jul 18, 2009, 01:57 AM

XD This was awesome...
I though at first it would be the DIRTY joke about Eve, in the Garden of Eden..

I'll tell it now!

Three nuns die in a car accident.
They go to heaven, and are stopped at the pearly gates.
In order to be granted access to heaven, they must each answer one question.
St Peter asks the first: "Who was the first man?"
She replies: "Why, it was Adam of course!"
He allows her through the gate, and asks the second: "Who was the first woman?"
She immediately answers: "Eve!"
After allowing the second nun in, Peter asks the final one: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Thinking, she mumbles under her breath "Ooh, that's a hard one!" and he lets her in!

Sorry for the graphic imaging! XD

shazamataz · Jul 18, 2009, 01:35 PM

Haha, both very good ones! :D

Chey5782 · Jul 31, 2009, 03:27 AM

HAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I liked this one, I was surprised I had never read or heard it before.

albear · Jul 31, 2009, 03:33 AM

Hahahahahaha, thanks, needed a laugh today :)

Chey5782 · Jul 31, 2009, 03:38 AM

Don't make me poke you bear!! *pokey poke poke* I thought men were supposed to be the ones doing the poking!!

albear · Jul 31, 2009, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by Chey5782

Don't make me poke you bear!!! *pokey poke poke* I thought men were supposed to be the ones doing the poking!?!?

:)

HelpinHere · Jul 31, 2009, 03:46 AM

Just realized a few things:

1: What about Nile Monitor Lizards, and others that need no male to reproduce?
2: "Woman comes from Man's rib. Not at his feet to be walked upon. Not at his head to be above him. At his side, to be an equal, and under the arm, to be protected.
What is this saying? "Man comes from Woman's middle breast. Not wanted, but it's just something to fill that gap in the middle! ;)"
3: It's still funny, after like 3 times!

Chey5782 · Jul 31, 2009, 03:51 AM

Okay admittedly that last one was hilarious.

roxypox · Aug 1, 2009, 09:02 AM

Hehe of course that makes more sense ;)

Couldn't rep you twice HelpInHere: But LOL. ;)

zippit · Aug 1, 2009, 09:10 AM

Explains why I'm a titty baby