[ROLCAM]

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
And put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
'Polish Remover'

[HelpinHere]

OMG! That is sooo stereotypical, and slightly racist, but still, hilarious!

Loved it, can't wait for more Rolcam!

[Catsmine]

Ouch, that's funny.

[HelpinHere]

Sides hurting Cats?

This little bit is what did me in:

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

[Chey5782]

I woke him up again laughing with a snort. HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

[albear]

Lmao, nice :D

[shazamataz]

The whole thing was funny but the punch line made me snort :D

[friend4u178]

LMAO... very good :)

Reminds me of this one...

A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

“Can you read this?” the optician asked.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “Bloody hell, I know this guy.”