[Torrid13]

People with "mental problems" are usually extremely honest! It was a huge compliment!

I KNEW I was a princess! ^_^

[adam_89]

I'm seriously a magnet for the most unconventional people ever. Once at a restaurant, I was eating by myself, enjoying some "me" time. The waiter gets to talking to me, and eventually he's like, "I'm really interested in you. Want to go on a date?"

I wasn't interested, so I said, "No thank you, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not quite ready to get involved yet."

HE STARTED CRYING! WHAT THE HECK?!


I felt so embarassed, so I was like, "What's wrong?!"

He sniffled, wiped his face with his arm, and said, "I'm crying because...SOMEONE BROKE YOUR HEART!!"

I wanted to die.

I don't look scary or smell...lol one day I'll find someone somewhat normal. xD

All I can say is wow, and I don't mean to laugh at other peoples misfortunes.

[ISneezeFunny]

I feel you Torrie. Ask alty... I attract the crazies.

... Actually, I attract the deceptive ones. They at first, seem normal, then for some reason, TURN crazy. Like... full blown, get me a straightjacket and an episode on Maury crazy...

[adam_89]

Kind of like the muffin girl?

[ISneezeFunny]

Like right now, this really cute Italian lady sat down next to me, using her computer, and she can't use the AT&T hotspot, so I kindly enter my password in for her so that she can use it. She thanks me, and we talk for a little...

... then her THREE KIDS show up. What?? There's no way this woman was fertilized thrice.

[Torrid13]

It's okay, Adam. I laugh at it, too. It just gives me another story to make myself more interesting than I already am.

Interesting = Man Magnet. ;)

Sneezy, I can totally sympathize. I'm seriously considering writing a book about all my crazy male experiences.

[ISneezeFunny]

Kinda like the muffin girl?

JUST like the muffin girl.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ip-249255.html

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[Torrid13]

Like right now, this really cute Italian lady sat down next to me, using her computer, and she can't use the AT&T hotspot, so I kindly enter my password in for her so that she can use it. She thanks me, and we talk for a little...

...then her THREE KIDS show up. what?!?? There's no way this woman was fertilized thrice.

Mi dispeace, parlo solo un a di'italiano!

But seriously.

Once I was talking to this guy in a long line outside of a Game Stop, and we're having a good time, sparks are flying, awesomesauce. He was answering some texts every now and then, but I didn't pay attention.

Suddenly, this blonde girl comes STORMING up where I'm standing and is like, "HE TOLD YOU HE'S TAKEN! CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?!" I was mortified! I said, "What are you talking about?!"

He was texting his girlfriend, telling her he told me he was taken, but I was continuing to be persistent.

...

[adam_89]

JUST like the muffin girl.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ip-249255.html

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Haha, I remember reading it and had to bring it up. It is definitely one of those situations.

Definitely a good read for those who haven't read it.

[adam_89]

Wow, did you know you can't use the letter W... T... F in a row? That is crazy.

Sorry, I just caught that and was amused

[Torrid13]

I just read "Muffin Girl" and I must say, that's hardcore crazy right there.

See, that's what happens when you talk to the quiet, lonely people in the class and take them home with you.

[shazamataz]

I feel ya Torrie. Ask alty...I attract the crazies.

You calling me crazy? :(

[ISneezeFunny]

Did I mention how pretty you are shazzie?

[adam_89]

Is it 5 yet? Or at least somewhere? I am dying here.

[Torrid13]

Nope, it's 4:05pm in my part o' the woods.

[kctiger]

I feel ya Torrie. Ask alty...I attract the crazies.

...Actually, I attract the deceptive ones. They at first, seem normal, then for some reason, TURN crazy. like...full blown, get me a straightjacket and an episode on Maury crazy...

Sneezy all women are crazy... it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies... :cool:

[Alty]

Sneezy all women are crazy...it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies...:cool:

I am not crazy, I'm eccentric. Wait, don't you have to be rich for that?

Crap!

You suck! ;)

[Torrid13]

Sneezy all women are crazy...it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies...:cool:

No offense taken! It gives me an excuse to be on meds! :D

[Alty]

I just cut my sons hair. He looks like a little G.I. Joe.

Hee, hee.

I guess I should tell him I'm not a hairdresser.

NA! :)

[Alty]

No offense taken! It gives me an excuse to be on meds! :D

Ditto! :cool: