[HelpinHere]

A cop pulls over someone for going 80 mph in a 45 zone. When he gets to the car, the window is rolled down to reveal an old lady.

"Can I help you officer?" she says.

"Do you realize you were speeding? License, Insurance, and Registration please." The officer routinely says.

"Yes, I was speeding. That's because I stole the car... but I think I saw a registration paper when I threw my gun in the glove compartment. Want me to get it for you?"

"No!" he immediately replied. "You have a gun? And you stole the car? Whatever for?"

"Well, I killed the pregnant lady who owns it. I stuffed her body in the trunk and I was running to dump her body." The old lady calmly said.

Hearing this, the officer has the woman step out of the car, and he calls his supervisor. When the sheriff arrived, the officer had the old woman "assuming the position" on the hood of the car. The officer debriefed the sheriff on the situation. After hearing all of this, he had to interview the woman for himself.

"You... you have a body in the trunk?" He stuttered.

"No, definitely not!" she said. Handing him the keys, he saw this for himself. He then learned that there was no gun, and the vehicle was properly registered to the old lady. She had the proper paperwork, and the tags were even up to date.

Scratching his head, the officer said "I have no idea why my deputee would tell me all of this..."

The old woman replied "Yeah, and I bet that lying b***ard told you I was speeding, too?"


You all have given me so many smiles I felt it was my turn to share! :D

[Chey5782]

Oh. My. God. Hahahahaahahahaha!