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    #1

    Jun 29, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Since amhd is so slow lately.
    I figured I would ask a question

    What is your biggest life long question in life?

    Either serious or non serious.

    My non serious ?

    Are purple people eaters purple because they eat purple people?

    My fo' real ? Is

    Why me!
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    #2

    Jun 29, 2009, 11:56 AM

    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    I really want to know.

    I need proof. :)
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    #3

    Jun 29, 2009, 02:13 PM

    How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?

    Just isn't fair.
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    #4

    Jun 29, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?

    Just isn't fair.
    I know KC, I know.

    How do you know? ;)
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    Jun 29, 2009, 02:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    I really want to know.

    I need proof. :)
    The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs...
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    #6

    Jun 29, 2009, 02:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by DrJizzle View Post
    The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs....
    And the egg came to be how?

    If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

    Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

    How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

    As you can see, I still have questions. ;)
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    Jun 29, 2009, 02:42 PM

    I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
    I heard that was wrong though. :(
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    #8

    Jun 29, 2009, 02:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by N0help4u View Post
    I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
    I heard that was wrong though. :(
    Makes sense to me.

    Eggy babies. Hee, hee. :)
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    Jun 29, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And the egg came to be how?

    If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

    Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

    How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

    As you can see, I still have questions. ;)
    Two birds similar to chickens laid an egg which created a mutant baby which today we call a chicken ips-facto egg came first :)
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:00 PM

    Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

    I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

    Is this a problem for anyone else?
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by simoneaugie View Post
    Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

    I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

    Is this a problem for anyone else?
    I can preety much guarantee that someone else in the world will have this, so yes :)
    I'm guessing its sort of like Somniphobia (fear of sleeping or going to bed) which is apparently very common :)


    My serious question is do you consider fish to be meat, if not why?
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by simoneaugie View Post
    Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

    I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

    Is this a problem for anyone else?
    Wow that is something maybe your being cloned at night by the space aliens?:confused:
    I think if you want to pick a day to be a day that lasts forever you should pick one of those ones where you are saying it is such a great day you never want it to end.
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:13 PM

    But who decided that meat came from mammals?
    Fish flesh is meat.. meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
    It's the same.
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    but who decided that meat came from mammals?
    fish flesh is meat..meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
    its the same.
    Well meat is generally the muscles, and fish don't have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so I'm for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by simoneaugie View Post
    Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

    I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

    Is this a problem for anyone else?
    I don't do mornings, that way I avoid that scenario. ;)
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    #16

    Jun 29, 2009, 03:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    well meat is generally the muscles, and fish dont have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so im for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)
    It's meat.

    Isn't it under meat in the four basic food groups? :confused:
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    Jun 29, 2009, 03:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    well meat is generally the muscles, and fish dont have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so im for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)
    Bring on the tartar sauce..
    Fish good.
    Meat good.
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    #18

    Jun 29, 2009, 03:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And the egg came to be how?
    The egg is, will be, and has always been.

    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?
    The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.

    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting.
    Is it? Or is it much more than that...


    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?
    Thus the true nature of life itself is to simply recreate itself...

    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?
    Again, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has. However, many speculate that that no, it had no help, as the egg needs no help from anyone or anything other than itself.

    Questions answered! :D


    Here are some little known facts about the egg:


    The egg is a lover, not a fighter... but it’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

    The egg once had an awkward moment.. just to see how it felt.

    When it is raining, it is because the egg is sad.

    If there were an "interesting gland", the eggs's would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

    The egg's shirts never wrinkle.

    The egg is left-handed... and right-handed.

    Even if the egg forgets to put postage on it's mail, it gets there.

    The police often question the egg... just because they find it interesting.

    On every continent in the world, there is an egg sandwich.

    The egg's cereal never gets soggy. It just sits there, staying crispy, just for the egg.

    The egg has never lost a sock.

    The egg's reputation expands faster than the universe.

    The egg lives vicariously through itself.
    Do not underestimate the power of the egg.
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    Jun 29, 2009, 04:30 PM

    I have a few questions:

    •If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?

    •Who was the first person to preform anal sex?

    •As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?

    •Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?

    Sarah
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    Jun 29, 2009, 04:35 PM

    The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.
    Are you sharing a brain with Tom? :eek:

    Say it isn't so.

    I'm afraid. :(

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