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    #501

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:05 AM

    I'll start with an easy one :p

    How you goin' you bloody bludger?
    Had a gander at that Sheila at the pub you were playing 2up at.
    Bit of a minger ey?

    Any takers?
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    #502

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Tis ok...right Cats...?
    Absolutely. Without Unky to keep us straight and guard the duck we'd devolve into American slang in no time.
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    #503

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:10 AM

    How are you today my good friend
    Did you see that lady at the local while you were having a drink
    She looked like a man didn't she

    Am I close :)
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    #504

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I'll start with an easy one :p

    How ya goin' ya bloody bludger?
    Had a gander at that Sheila at the pub you were playin 2up at.
    Bit of a minger ey?

    Any takers?
    Nah, ye'll do.

    Oops... wrong thread :rolleyes:
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    #505

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    how are you today my good friend
    did you see that lady at the local while you were having a drink
    she looked like a man didnt she

    am i close :)
    Wow, very well done!
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    #506

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:17 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Wow, very well done!
    That means I blew it. I guess I'll just stick to hillbilly.
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    #507

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:18 AM

    Bit harder...

    Went to the big smoke yesterdey arvo, had a bit of a bingle and a darn pig pulled me up. Mongrel tried to ticket me for being off me face.
    I told him I had to go to the dunny which was a porkie I was going to do the 'ol harold holt but he told me not to come the raw prawn with him.
    I was going off like a frog in a sock after that.
    All the excitement made me do a bloody technicolor yawn, there was no porcelain bus around so I did it in his bus.
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    #508

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Nah, ye'll do.

    Oops ... wrong thread :rolleyes:
    Haha, I'll teach you the 'blokey' ways to woo an Aussie girl ;)
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    #509

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:22 AM

    Went to the barbecue yesterday evening, had a fight and a copper caught me, the arsehole tried to give me a ticket for being drunk
    I told him I had to go to the toilet, which was a lie, I was going to run away instead, but he told me not to try and pull a fast one on him
    I was rather angry after that
    So I swore my arse off, and I pissed in his car?

    That one was harder but apart from a few I think I did all right... right :)?
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    #510

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:24 AM

    LOL! I think I'll ask my Aussie friend to help me ;)
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    #511

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:29 AM
    You did very well actually, just a few little things...
    big smoke = city
    Bingle = accident (Biffo is fight ;) )
    Porcelain bus = toilet

    Translation:
    Went to the city yesterday afternoon, had a small car accident and a policeman pulled me over. The tried to give me a ticket for being drunk.
    I told him I had to go to the toilet which was a lie, I was going to run away but he told me he knew I was lying.
    I was very angry after that.
    All the excitement made me vomit, there was no toilet nearby so I threw up in his car.
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    #512

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    You did very well actually, just a few little things...
    big smoke = city
    Bingle = accident (Biffo is fight ;) )
    Porcelain bus = toilet

    Translation:
    Went to the city yesterday afternoon, had a small car accident and a policeman pulled me over. The tried to give me a ticket for being drunk.
    I told him I had to go to the toilet which was a lie, I was going to run away but he told me he knew I was lying.
    I was very angry after that.
    All the excitement made me vomit, there was no toilet nearby so I threw up in his car.
    Yea pretty close,but no cigar :D
    Maybe watching crocodile dundee yesterday didn't help as much as I thought :D
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    #513

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:45 AM

    Haha, I have typed out posts like that to people before and they thought I was mad, I'm glad you can understand it!

    And no, not many people actually talk like that... all the time anyway :D

    Since I have come on to this site I have been Americanised.. I have started calling soft drink, soda and garbage, trash.
    I mentioned lollies not long ago and everyone thought I was nuts :D
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    #514

    Jun 28, 2009, 08:49 AM

    Lol 'americanised' I like how you put it :)
    Yeah there are a lot more people here from the us so its kind of easier to change names for things (unless you like making a point :) ) kind of a when in rome thing isn't it :D
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    #515

    Jun 28, 2009, 09:07 AM

    Very true, I can speak American but I can't learn Japanese :rolleyes:
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    #516

    Jun 28, 2009, 09:10 AM

    LOL, but if you watch every episode of the Japanese anime, manga with english subtitle, you'll learn quite fast. I'm not a fan of those though.
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    #517

    Jun 28, 2009, 09:12 AM

    Then I must be a slow learner :(
    All I've learned is 'baka' which apparently means stupid :D
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    #518

    Jun 28, 2009, 09:18 AM
    Well, some friends come to know dozens from watching Naruto and Bleach... nearly all the +200 episodes :eek:
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    #519

    Jun 28, 2009, 09:18 AM

    Lol yep!

    I know Inu is dog! Hehe

    It's surprisingly hard Unky!
    I reckon about 90&#37; of the time they put the wrong subtitles on the movies which doesn't help. (apparently, vaughn knows a lot more than me!)
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    #520

    Jun 28, 2009, 09:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Well, some friends come to know dozens from watching Naruto and Bleach... nearly all the +200 episodes :eek:
    And those are two of the ones he learnt from! Haha
    I know he has a lot of Naruto on his computer in Japanese.
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