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    Jun 10, 2009, 07:51 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    (stage left is a closet,red now cornered by the gators)

    God Dam gators!
    come on come on gators you wanna fight?

    (red pulls out her trusty bottle opener and is now at the mercy of someones elses imagination)
    Why is that gator standing up on his back legs and laughing his butt off?? :D:D:D:eek:
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    #242

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:52 AM
    I coming for you red (sneaking up behind gators)

    I have my miracle grow I will use it in there eyes instead of my garden (throwing miracle grow on gators)

    Run red, jump over them
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    #243

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:53 AM
    Wait one is standing!
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    #244

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:53 AM

    Red looks sheepish.

    Them,that mess on the floor may have been me.
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    #245

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:54 AM

    Hey all! Now, that's what I like! You got all chatty, ad got 12 pages! Thanks for the badge M! I swear to protect Starby from any harm! :)

    Got to go... dinner. BRB! :)
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    #246

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:54 AM
    I told you to use the tampons! Not for throwing at the gators
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    #247

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:56 AM
    Oh s**t! I'm jumping sunflower...
    There's blood and poo all over the floor.

    This castle is getting a little bit stinky.
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    #248

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:56 AM

    Now you've done it,,,whatever that was that you threw on the gator has made him grow to 10 feet tall now !!!!!!!! And Look... I have never seen a gator with teeth that are 8 inches long!!

    AND, he has a bright red gleam in his eyes!! :D:eek:
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    #249

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:58 AM
    (sunflower gasping in horror)

    My miracle grow... oh know... its only supposed to work on my garden! 10 ft gators... now what do we do
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    #250

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:58 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    (sunflower gasping in horror)

    my miracle grow..........oh know....its only supposed to work on my garden! 10 ft gators.....now what do we do
    Quick... take this pen and paper... write him a note... saying that you are sorry... he hee (I need a camcorder... )
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    #251

    Jun 10, 2009, 07:59 AM

    (red collapses in a pool of vomit blood and poo)

    Its not looking good for red.
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    #252

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    (red collapses in a pool of vomit blood and poo)

    its not looking good for red.
    Okey Dokey Pilgrim... ya passed the initiation test...

    Here you go Charlie (the gator), let me take you back to the moot... good job, there is an extra fish on your plate for dinner tonight...

    Hey guys... video in the movie room tonight after dinner... :D;)
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    Jun 10, 2009, 08:04 AM

    What.. am I alive?
    IM ALIVE... YES!
    (red does victory dance)

    I'm free I'm alive I'm covered in poo and I don't care...
    Sunflower,did you say you had a drink handy?
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    Jun 10, 2009, 08:05 AM
    Dearest Gator
    How beautiful your red gleaming eyes are. But as you can see we like to live in the castle of doom peacefully. Please I am sorry for throwing my miracle grow on you. But now that your enlarged could you please use your terror on someone else and leave us be. No go along and settle yourself under the bridge. We will find you some juicy mice.

    Yours truly,
    Sunflower
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    #255

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:08 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    what..am i alive?
    IM ALIVE....YES!
    (red does victory dance)

    im free im alive im covered in poo and i dont care...
    sunflower,did you say you had a drink handy?
    I have drinks always handy (sunflower giggling)

    Whispering --- this isn't water in my watering jug red sshhh
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    #256

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:11 AM

    Oh thank the lord,did you see the size of that gator?

    Guess I'm going to have to pilfer some more clothes off queen alty...

    Your letter was so funny,and poigent,it brought tears to my eyes..
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    #257

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Red I am worried about us
    I have been doing some thinking and drinking (lol)
    Why are we the only 2 enjoying the fruitiness of this nice wine? But at the same time we are the only ones getting in to so much chaos! Could it be the drink?
    Well then so be it (holding up goblet) cheers!
    Now lets go find some pretty dresses... how 'bout in the princess's closet
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    #258

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:18 AM

    Sheesh! I'm out for some time and you get all mischievous... Sigh, had to use my secret potion now...

    :Unky opens secret pouch, take a pinch of secret powder and throws at giant gator:

    :gator now 3 inches high:

    :picks gator, throws it back into water:

    Now BEHAVE!!
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    #259

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:19 AM

    Oh sunflower,me thinks everyone is sleeping at this time...
    Oh lets play dress up, ill be queen alty and you can be princess nikomom.

    (red dresses up as queen alty, rolling around on the floor in the horrors laughing)
    Hmm,should have had a shower first!
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    #260

    Jun 10, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    red I am worried about us
    I have been doing some thinking and drinking (lol)
    why are we the only 2 enjoying the fruitiness of this nice wine? but at the same time we are the only ones getting in to so much chaos! could it be the drink?
    well then so be it (holding up goblet) cheers!
    Now lets go find some pretty dresses............how 'bout in the princess's closet


    (Sheriff removes headset from his ears) Well deputy, that new monitoring system works just fine... now M... go get 'um. I'm itchin' to use that new jail cell in the dungeon. The Queen will love to dish out punishment on these two...
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