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    #821

    May 6, 2009, 08:09 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I love heels and fish nets! uhh..I mean, I've never tried that stuff on before, I have no idea what you're talking about


    I use the pull out and pray method, I've heard it does wonders for not getting a girl pregnant.
    I use the vasectomy method, that works every time. Not because we took the bullets out of the gun, but because he was so sore for so long that we just didn't have sex.

    Thank God for my vibrator! :D
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    #822

    May 6, 2009, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Thank God for my vibrator! :D
    Do you have a rabbit? ;)
    Would be appropriate lol
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    #823

    May 6, 2009, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Open wide...:cool:
    Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!
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    #824

    May 6, 2009, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Do you have milk in your coffee? :eek:
    It might well be KC's
    OMG! I just finished cleaning up the coffee, now I have to do it again.

    If it is KC's milk in my coffee, I have to say, KC, baby, how you doing? :)
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    #825

    May 6, 2009, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Open wide...:cool:
    Nothing like a yummy milkshake.

    More please, sir?

    Carry on :cool:
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    #826

    May 6, 2009, 08:11 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Do you have a rabbit? ;)
    Would be appropriate lol
    That's on my wish list. Would it be inappropriate to ask for one for Mothers day?
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    #827

    May 6, 2009, 08:11 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!!
    That really stings! :eek:
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    #828

    May 6, 2009, 08:11 AM

    Hahaha, If I were your kid I'd get you one...
    Best... investment... ever!
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    #829

    May 6, 2009, 08:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    That really stings! :eek:
    Better in your eye than in your hair! Yukky
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    #830

    May 6, 2009, 08:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!!
    No, it's like catching peanuts :rolleyes:
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    #831

    May 6, 2009, 08:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Hahaha, If I were your kid I'd get you one...
    best... investment... ever!
    Not from my kids, from my husband. OMG, I can just imagine my kids going to the sex store to buy me a vibrator. There goes the mother of the year award, again! :p
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    #832

    May 6, 2009, 08:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    No, it's like catching peanuts :rolleyes:
    Since when are peanuts gooey? Lol
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    #833

    May 6, 2009, 08:13 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Better in your eye than in your hair! yukky
    Plus that's just waste of a tasty treat. :mad:
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    #834

    May 6, 2009, 08:13 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Better in your eye than in your hair! yukky
    Actually, I wear contacts, speaking for experience...

    One nasty eye infection later, I would rather have it in my hair.
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    #835

    May 6, 2009, 08:14 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Not from my kids, from my husband. OMG, I can just imagine my kids going to the sex store to buy me a vibrator. There goes the mother of the year award, again! :p
    When Vaughn was little he was a real brat and he was going through his mums drawers... he found her vibrator...

    He never went in her room again lol
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    #836

    May 6, 2009, 08:14 AM

    This thread has taken a whole new shape.

    I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method
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    #837

    May 6, 2009, 08:14 AM

    We've really gone right down the gutter haven't we...
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    #838

    May 6, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    This thread has taken a whole new shape.

    I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method
    :( What happened to my thread...

    P.S. What's a philly fake out?

    Sarah
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    #839

    May 6, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    This thread has taken a whole new shape.

    I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method
    Do tell...
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    #840

    May 6, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    When Vaughn was little he was a real brat and he was going through his mums drawers... he found her vibrator...

    He never went in her room again lol
    My neighbors kid once brought her vibrator downstairs and asked if he could take it to school for show and tell because it did neat stuff. :eek:
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