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    shazamataz Posts: 6,642, Reputation: 1244
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    #781

    May 6, 2009, 07:53 AM

    does a women fall pregnant if the condom blasted before man's ejaculation
    Oh dear... I'd be worried if my condoms started "blasting" :eek:
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    #782

    May 6, 2009, 07:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    This is blatant misconduct on AMHD and requires a fine and or revocation of kctiger privileges.

    Carry on...:cool:
    What are the kctiger privileges?. I want some... :o
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    #783

    May 6, 2009, 07:54 AM

    I am, my breasts do hurt!

    ::Puzzled looked::

    How am I going to push this thing out?:confused:
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    #784

    May 6, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    What are the kctiger privileges? ... I want some... :o
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream... not for the weak at heart.
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    #785

    May 6, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this "is my spouse cheating on me"
    Sometimes I want to type:

    "Yeah, he said he'll be there in 1/2 an hour and if you still want takeout tonight"

    ::giggles::

    Sarah
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    #786

    May 6, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.
    Great minds think a like, I have the "under the bed restraints"
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    #787

    May 6, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.
    Teehee, now you got me all excited...
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    #788

    May 6, 2009, 07:56 AM

    ::backs away slowly::
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    #789

    May 6, 2009, 07:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    ::backs away slowly::
    Where are you going?
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    #790

    May 6, 2009, 07:58 AM

    To get my handcuffs :p




    They glow in the dark :o
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    #791

    May 6, 2009, 07:58 AM

    My place, didn't you know that KC?
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    #792

    May 6, 2009, 07:58 AM

    Indeed Rome... indeed...
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    #793

    May 6, 2009, 07:59 AM

    My handcuffs are at your place?
    I hope you washed them before you give them back :p
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    #794

    May 6, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Are you lactating yet, Rome...

    You aren't pregnant until you are lactating and there are some women in this room ::clears throat:: that love some lactated male milk.
    What? Huh? :eek:

    I admit nothing.
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    #795

    May 6, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    My handcuffs are at your place?
    I hope you washed them before you give them back :p
    Yeah, I will give them back before you head over to Rome's place... :cool:
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    #796

    May 6, 2009, 08:00 AM

    You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

    Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)
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    #797

    May 6, 2009, 08:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

    Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)
    You will NEVER know...
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    #798

    May 6, 2009, 08:01 AM

    I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

    Is that what you did rome? Tut tut :p
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    #799

    May 6, 2009, 08:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.
    Now you's speaking my language :D

    Carry on :cool:
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    #800

    May 6, 2009, 08:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

    Is that what you did rome? tut tut :p
    I use the face method... if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain... DING!
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