[detroitdiesel]

2 boys 7 and 3 1 girl 2

Its been a friggin zoo round here
;)

[momincali]

Exactly what is involved in a head to toe exam and who's toes will you be examining??

[J_9]

Ah, have you ever had a physical for an insurance policy? Well, it is like that.

Got to check eyes, ears, nose, throat. Listen to lungs, heart, bowels. Examine neurological and the like. Make sure all your systems are working properly.

Well, I ain't going to examine MY TOES!!

[momincali]

You're a brave soldier! I love watching the Discovery channel and "watching" (and I use the term lightly) those plastic surgery shows with my hubby. He laughs that I turn away at the gorry parts.

[J_9]

Ah, I love the gorry parts. My hubby makes fun of me cause I watch 'em at all!!

However, the worst is the face lift or the hair replacement surgeries!

Oh, yeah,

Hey T, your pee didn't get to me!! LOL

[talaniman]

Yes it did your standing in it. Was I supposed to use a cup? You didn't tell me that. Ah! Don't tell me you thought it was kool-aid? Good thing I didn't use a cup huh!!

[J_9]

Oh, sheesh, I am so glad you did not use a cup. Cause I had lemonade in the fridge and I could have gotten it all mixed up.

Hey, DOGS, NO, NO, NO!! DON'T DRINK THAT!!

[momincali]

Tal, you're a baaaaad boy!

[LUNAGODDESS]

Hola perritas y perritos... let me kiss myself this evening... big smack on the butt... my girls are up and ready... Sade and Tade...

I have a cholesterol level of 133 and a vaginal exam done that included the fingers in the vagina and the butt... searching for more tumors... had the uterus removed some years ago and exams are still necessary... I need an exam done twice a year... high blood pressure with medication is at 120/70 but will increase with the husband in the room... I was asked to pissed in a few cups... no one is going to believe a twenty -plus year old is totally drug free... even my hairs at the nap were taken by the hospital staff and six test were done... my insurance will not pay... my feet are flat and need new balance gym shoes... every time I go to the doctor there will be 6 tubes of bloods removed my arms... there is always an extra pin... want to slap the therapist some days... every time I go out... it is clear I am not from Texas... I am a transplant... love the air and trees, the stars... mental state is good considering... ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HEAD TO TOE EXAMS... YEAH... WILL GIRL COME ON DOWN!!

[J_9]

Let's GO GIRL!!

I need the practice!!

I'll leave out the vag exam though if you don't mind. I don't have to do that!!

[J_9]

If it has not happened already, tomorrow is the big day. JesusHelper and his wife are having their baby!!

Has anyone heard from him?

[LUNAGODDESS]

What is up with this site... babies... is it the site... I got to keep my sons women from reading this site... do not need any more grand children... it is not going to be easy telling everyone that I am twenty-plus... with a train is following me... that was a funny... love to hear about new births... keep multiplying and be fruitful...

[J_9]

I just hope I don't drink the water

[talaniman]

Confucous says: Those who drink no water, Cannot pee in cup!!

[J_9]

Me no want to pee in cup. Me no want to be pregnant.

Anyway, me thinketh me peedeth enough today and the cupeth overfloweth!!

[talaniman]

I just noticed Lunagoddess is post #1500, seems we just celebrated 1,000. Time flies when your having fun.

[J_9]

Yeah, we celebrated 1000 a while ago. Ben stole the spotlight with that post.

We are now working on 2000. We are already the longest running thread. Got to keep it up.

I have a good idea every once in a while.

[talaniman]

I think the lounge is one of the best ideas I've seen, KUDOS to you lady.

[wizzkid89]

True true

[Curlyben]

Yeah, we celebrated 1000 a while ago. Ben stole the spotlight with that post.

I don't know what you mean, wasn't me honest :rolleyes:
It was my evil twin ;)