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    #1461

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:14 AM

    Yawn* I am sleepy today!
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    #1462

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:14 AM

    Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

    Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

    NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

    EDIT: NM here was meant as never mind.
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    #1463

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:14 AM

    ::Alty opens the door::

    Hi Sarah, what you selling? ;)
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    #1464

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

    I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

    Can't I just stay under the radar???

    I am more of the wall flower, not ready to
    Maybe open the thread about walls flowers and not being ready and go from there.. None of us are really ready but we all have to take our turn...
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    #1465

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

    I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

    Can't I just stay under the radar???

    I am more of the wall flower, not ready to
    Ok guys... gently take her by the arms and lift her out of that chair, move her over here to the chair under the hanging light bulb.

    Now Missy, you can do this, we will not judge you (much)... there are so many subjects... love, hate, jealousy, clanging cell doors, floods, pestilence...
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    #1466

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    yawn* i am sleepy today!
    WAKE UP! Adam!
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    #1467

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 AM

    You all are going to fast for my tiny brain this morning!
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    #1468

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ooops, we posted at the same time.

    I guess I'm not dog meat. :D
    Not today. I'm here to protect you.
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    #1469

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:17 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

    Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...
    Hmm.. okay I'll think of one.

    Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

    Sarah
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    #1470

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    *knock knock can I come in?*

    Hello, how's everyone today ;)

    Sarah
    Someone is at the door... geeeze can't they see the doorbell??
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    #1471

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Not today. I'm here to protect ya.
    Awwwww, I knew you would.

    I've got your back too Striny dear. :)
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    #1472

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

    Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

    NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

    EDIT: NM here was meant as nevermind.
    We have been doing all the work gal... don't cha think that it can be your turn?

    How about a gassy thread? :rolleyes:
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    #1473

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:20 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Hmm.. okay i'll think of one.

    Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

    Sarah
    Hmmmmm... yeah, maybe ha ha.
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    #1474

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:24 AM

    Okey dokey... I can hear that pin drop...
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    #1475

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:26 AM

    I got my gas back under control.

    Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.
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    #1476

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:27 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I got my gas back under control.

    Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.
    There's got to be a way to make a buck on this opportunity Justy... bottling?
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    #1477

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:28 AM

    We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

    They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.
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    #1478

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:29 AM

    Okies new thread ready when needed: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ze-344219.html

    Sarah
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    #1479

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:30 AM

    Yeah, we went to church last Sunday and there was a preteen boy sitting in front of us... he had perfected the art of directional gassing... direct to my nose... it was all I could do to breathe... OR it was his mother setting beside him...

    But he or her didn't make a sound... on time, gassed every 15 seconds... hand my hand on my nose... Marta kept saying to me: 'God help us!!!!!' 'We may not make it!'
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    #1480

    Apr 21, 2009, 08:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

    They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.
    Ooh I seen that did you see the one where people go down a very steep hill and chase after a cheese ball- and the winner gets the cheese.

    People actually get hurt, broken bones and all.

    Sarah
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