[Justwantfair]

Having to babysit her at a bar was always a HUGE drawback to going out with the ex...

Now I can just babysit myself!

That is probably enough work all by itself ;)

[none12345]

My vote for the Number 1 reason...

No more fighting for the covers all night long. :D

you don't need to fight for the covers because she ll be so close to you and it ll get hot without the covers but it is nice to have the covers though T_T sigh... =P

[none12345]

Having to babysit her at a bar was always a HUGE drawback to going out with the ex...

Now I can just babysit myself!

lol you still need babysitting? =P BABY!! Lol jokes

[Romefalls19]

Things I liked about being single... I still do them, just actually found an understanding spouse

1. Walk around in my underwear
2. Watch UFC and other MMA fights
3. Walk around in my underwear
4. Drink at parties without the nagging question "how many is that"
5. Walk around in my underwear
6. NOT WATCH AMERICAN IDOL!!
7. Watch One Tree Hill(don't judge me)
8. Actually get a work out at the gym
9. Be able to say what's on my mind
10. Watch the History channel
11. Play xbox, without having her nag me!
12. Not have to hear her nag about how they shouldn't have kicked off that person on American Idol

There are more

[none12345]

things i liked about being single...i still do them, just actually found an understanding spouse

1. Walk around in my underwear
2. Watch ufc and other mma fights
3. Walk around in my underwear
4. Drink at parties without the nagging question "how many is that"
5. Walk around in my underwear
6. Not watch american idol!!!!
7. Watch one tree hill(don't judge me)
8. Actually get a work out at the gym
9. Be able to say what's on my mind
10. Watch the history channel
11. Play xbox, without having her nag me!
12. Not have to hear her nag about how they shouldn't have kicked off that person on american idol

there are more

hey man!! I love american idol =p don't be dissing american idol lol

[kctiger]

I think I need to pull some man cards in this thread...

[slapshot_oi]

10. Watch the History channel

Yes! If it was remotely intellectual my ex couldn't stand it, and watching it alone was simply not an option.

[Romefalls19]

I got suckered into watching ONE season of AI, and I rooted for Chris Daughtry, and then they voted him off. I stopped watching and claimed the show a hoax, which I think have been proved right because he is the only one who you remember from that season.

I cannot believe I just ranted about that,
: Does a Tim Taylor grunt::

I feel better now

[Justwantfair]

I got suckered into watching ONE season of AI, and I rooted for Chris Daughtry, and then they voted him off. I stopped watching and claimed the show a hoax, which I think have been proved right because he is the only one who you remember from that season.

I cannot believe I just ranted about that,
: Does a Tim Taylor grunt::

I feel better now

Some nakkid underwear walking will help with that Tim Taylor grunt!

[Romefalls19]

Ha ha I can do that!

After I take my oldest to Tee-ball practice, it's her first one!

[Justwantfair]

Ha ha I can do that!

After I take my oldest to Tee-ball practice, it's her first one!

Now that is a good time... Remember to take LOTS of pictures of the first game. They get so lost out there.

[Romefalls19]

Oh I am taking a TON of pictures, I have opening day Saturday too. So my fiancé and I will be using that digital camera A LOT

[none12345]

Huh?

[ordinaryguy]

so guys..... who do you think will win american idol 2009? =P =P =P =P =P

OK, this thread has gone completely to hell. I'm out of here.

[none12345]

OK, this thread has gone completely to hell. I'm outta here.

It was just a jokes -_- since no one likes american idol... you don't have a sense of humour do you? -_-

[9110024]

Well yes I do agree being single is great. I do not have to deal with whining. I do not have to deal with his always getting mad over the dumbest stuff. I also do have to deal with someone who only wants sex.y last boyfriend talk about that all the time. I never had it with him. I don't also have to worry about being cheated on.

[Alty]

I have to say that I barely remember being single. I've been with my husband for half my life.

But, I do remember a few perks of single life.

1. Not having to share the bed with someone who snores.

2. Sole possession of the remote control.

3. Being able to leave the toilet seat down. ;)

4. Flirting with whomever I wanted to without feeling guilty.

5. One night stands (it doesn't make you a bad person)

6. Doing whatever and whoever you want whenever you want.

I've been drinking tonight. You may want to ignore this post. :(

[a la king]

It took me some months to deal with being single (booty calls don't count).

But now I can safely say I really am enjoying my "me" time.

Of course, as luck would have it, as soon I've started enjoying this time by myself - I've ended up meeting someone pretty awesome. And now I'm kind of bummed my "me" time could be coming to an end. Poo.

[Chameleon24]

Being single is fun ! Here's some more

- getting to do whatever I want, less worries
- not feeling pressured to act a certain way and dress a certain way
- being able to study in peace and quiet (no guitars or music blasting)
- going down to the ballpark and being able to enjoy my fave team clinch a spot in the playoffs without having to listen to him complain the whole time about people and rushing me out early to "beat traffic" (and I'M the woman!)
- no attachments, no strings
- being able to return the smile to a cute guy and not feel bad
- not having to deal with the whole "I'd be angry and jealous if you made out with or left me for a guy but if it's a girl that totally fine because it's hot"
- easier to focus on me and my life (no distractions)

[starbuck8]

Since we are talking about bathroom issues as one of the annoying things in a relationship, here is a play by play of the way it works, from our perspective! Don't you guys tell me this isn't how it's done! :p

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
Lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real
Passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
Red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bathmat. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
A pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife/girfriend along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo'
Sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your A$$ .

Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area, probably
With your wife's/ girlfriend's loofah.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
Whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife/girfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
Woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
There is something so very wrong with you. :D