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    #881

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    What the heck happened to Joe??
    Bring those ginormous boobas to mama!
    I think I need to suckle on his boobas too, I'm feeling scared. :(
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    #882

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    [Somebody's looking for trouble... :eek:]
    I'm so glad you have pointed this out! I had missed this... achemm... comment! Ducks can fly you know! WATCH OUT! I just might fly right up your nose Bear!. or shat on yer head!
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    #883

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I'm so glad you have pointed this out! I had missed this...achemm....comment! Ducks can fly ya know! WATCH OUT!! I just might fly right up your nose Bear!....or shat on yer head!!
    You only have one feather, you can't fly!
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    #884

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hey! Starby is older than me, ask her! She's 7 years older than me, 7 whole years, might as well have one foot in the grave, she's soooooo old!

    Darnit, I really am going to die tonight. :(
    Someone has a deathwish! I would sleep with one eye open! :eek::eek:
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    #885

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Who's Benny?

    Am I going crazy or is it all of you? :eek:
    Benny's a cousin o'mine kind of the black sheep as it were of the family, got mixed up with the wrong sort of people at a young age, its sad really, he's been into rehab a fair few times but it doesn't seem to work, I just wish I could do more to help him really but there's no getting through to him.
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    #886

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:22 PM
    woot woot!!
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    and quack can be the whack judge.i nominate starby.
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    #887

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:22 PM
    [QUOTE=artlady;1631918]
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    You just wait Alty!! The curse of the DUCK is upon you!! QUACK!! May a thousand red ants invade your underwear and bite your tillywigger!![/QUOTE

    That is going to be our next fun forum ,names that guys have for having fun with the old bat and ball,if ya know what I mean :rolleyes:
    Ok Artsy, since you mentioned it earlier, I'm going to start a thread on it...
    What's a good catchy title? Anyone?
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    #888

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I'm so glad you have pointed this out! I had missed this...achemm....comment! Ducks can fly ya know! WATCH OUT!! I just might fly right up your nose Bear!....or shat on yer head!!
    Altys after you not me,you look younger than you are if what alty says is true... but I don't believe her :)
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    #889

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    benny's a cousin o'mine kinda the black sheep as it were of the family, got mixed up with the wrong sorta people at a young age, its sad really, hes been into rehab a fair few times but it doesnt seem to work, i just wish i could do more to help him really but theres no getting through to him.
    I'm googling this, not that I don't believe you, but... I don't believe you. :rolleyes:
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    #890

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    benny's a cousin o'mine kinda the black sheep as it were of the family, got mixed up with the wrong sorta people at a young age, its sad really, hes been into rehab a fair few times but it doesnt seem to work, i just wish i could do more to help him really but theres no getting through to him.
    Poor Benny! :( You really can't blame him though! He had to spend his whole childhood with Buckshots hand up his A$$! :p
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    #891

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think I need to suckle on his boobas too, I'm feeling scared. :(
    I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long?

    Edit::: I knew you were going to suckcum to all the pressure...
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    #892

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    altys after you not me,you look younger than you are if what alty says is true.....but i dont believe her :)
    The picture I posted of her is like 20 years old, don't be fooled Bear.

    Oops! :(

    Okay, give me a shovel, I'm going to start digging my grave.

    Oh, and Bear, I stuck up for you and this is how you repay me? :mad:

    Bring it baby! Bring it! :D
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    #893

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm googling this, not that I don't believe you, but..... I don't believe you. :rolleyes:
    Fair enough, there was in the local woodland newspaper about aweek ago, you might be able to find that.
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    #894

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long??
    I don't want the milk Joe, just:) the comfort.

    Mmmmmmm, you're nice and warm, ::pushes NM away:: I want you all to myself. :cool:
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    #895

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long??

    Edit::: I knew you were going to suckcum to all the pressure...
    NM, I think we've created a monster! :eek:

    I love it! :D
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    #896

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Poor Benny! :( You really can't blame him though! He had to spend his whole childhood with Buckshots hand up his A$$!! :p
    I know,terrible isn't it, he had such a bad start in life
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    #897

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long??

    Edit::: I knew you were going to suckcum to all the pressure...
    Dayum Joe! Didn't know you had it in you!
    If anyone is going to suckcum (I volunteer :o:p) then we may have to leave this room...
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    #898

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    fair enough, there was in the local woodland newspaper about aweek ago, you might be able to find that.
    You make me giggle Bear. :p

    Did you really think you pulled one over on Alty? Poor wee Bear. :D
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    #899

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The picture I posted of her is like 20 years old, don't be fooled Bear.

    Oops! :(

    Okay, give me a shovel, I'm gonna start digging my grave.

    Oh, and Bear, I stuck up for you and this is how you repay me? :mad:

    Bring it baby! Bring it! :D
    Stuck up for me? When, against who, nobody would want to hurt little ole me ;)
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:30 PM
    :p ;) :D
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