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    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
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    Mar 17, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Lifesaver test.
    A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of
    First graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red... Cherry
    Yellow... Lemon
    Green... Lime
    Orange... Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

    'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're a$$-holes . :p
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    Mar 17, 2009, 06:03 PM

    Ver funny... loved it... but just what are you teaching the kids? Ha ha
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    Mar 17, 2009, 06:06 PM

    Cute! Kids do say the darnest things
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    Mar 17, 2009, 08:48 PM

    Very funny... the kids would love that one
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    Mar 17, 2009, 09:21 PM

    ROFLMASOF

    That was hilarious Alty... (;

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