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    Mar 14, 2009, 08:03 PM
    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding
    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

    Older Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have

    One.

    Officer: Don't have one?

    Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk

    Driving.

    Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

    Older Woman: I can't do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Older Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up

    The owner...

    Officer: You what?

    Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic

    Bags in the trunk if you want to see

    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs

    Away to his car and calls for back up. Within

    Minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior

    Officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his

    Half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your

    Vehicle please! The woman steps out of her

    Vehicle.

    Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you

    Have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk

    Of your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing

    But an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

    Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration

    Papers.



    The officer is quite stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do

    Not have a driving license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out

    A clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

    The officer examines the license... He looks quite

    Puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers

    Told me you didn't have a license, that you stole

    This car, and that you murdered and hacked up

    The owner.

    Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was

    Speeding, too!!
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    #2

    Mar 14, 2009, 11:10 PM
    Classic!!
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    #3

    Mar 15, 2009, 02:26 PM

    Smart old lady.
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    #4

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:27 PM

    A real good one
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    Mar 19, 2009, 02:55 AM

    Nice... I should try it sometime... I'll have to remember it though.
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