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    #481

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:37 PM

    Hey start good to see you, I take it you've seen my pics on Facebook :D

    Hey jh long time no see hope your doing good :)
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    #482

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I am here to pull in the reins. Alty back in your cell. NOW.....
    Hey Joe , here is your official Deputy Badge that the Sheriff had me make :cool:

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    #483

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think I broke M. Oh my! :)
    You broke Batman?. like in half?. is Batman is little pieces? Don't worry Batman... I've got my feather glue... I put you all back together... I pwomise! Oh oh... where's your nose? You're missing your nose!. oh oh... I can't find another missing part! :eek: Where could it beeee?. ohhhhh noooooo... I think someone took it!. I think this is a part that you really really like! :eek:
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    #484

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:38 PM

    Dang Alty, and you've had 2 kids? Yowza! I'm jealous. :( I feel like a freakin grizzly bear now, lol.
    Sheriff please lock her up... just because. :p
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    #485

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:39 PM
    What kind of badge do I get Friend?
    Bear... I saw, commented and saw again;) GREAT PICS!
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    #486

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:41 PM
    Hello to everyone who's just crawled out of their cells :)

    Quote Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    What kinda badge do i get Friend?
    Bear....I saw, commented and saw again;) GREAT PICS!
    Yea I did take my sweet time in putting them up :D
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    #487

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    What kinda badge do i get Friend?
    Well Starty it's really up to the Sheriff to decide , maybe if your really nice to him... ;)
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    #488

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:53 PM

    Later taters :)
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    #489

    Mar 10, 2009, 07:57 PM

    Later
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    #490

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:05 PM

    Batman... I've been crawling around on the floor... and I still can't find your private parts! I'm running out of glue! Poor Batman! :(
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    #491

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Batman...I've been crawling around on the floor...and I still can't find your private parts! I'm running out of glue! Poor Batman! :(
    LOL... what does one say to that :eek:
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    #492

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:10 PM

    Well I just don't know! Ask Alty! She's the one that broke you! Hahaha! I'm just trying to put you back together! :p
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    #493

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:12 PM
    If you've got a nose in "low places" don't blame me!
    ... and you may end up looking like an elephant!
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    #494

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:15 PM

    It is been so long there has been so many changes. Instead of editing my post. I thought I would delete it and write another one. It actually shows that I deleted my first post. How unfair is that.
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    #495

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    If you've got a nose in "low places" don't blame me!!
    ....and you may end up lookin like an elephant!!
    A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, As he was unable to get his manhood erect.


    The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the Base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there Was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an Experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to
    Take the risk. The Treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old Fella .


    The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance That there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for It.

    A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and Try out his newly renovated equipment.


    As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took Her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he Felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being Extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his
    Fly and his Knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll And returned to his trousers.


    His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'


    With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my a*se'
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    #496

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:24 PM

    Just came by to say a quick hi. I'm so mad right now I could spit nails.

    I was going to have a nap, have a splitting headache, instead I've made it worse by battling with the most stubborn, pigheaded, obnoxious, infuriating man I've ever met. My head may just split open. :(

    Going to go rest a bit. You kids hold down the fort.

    Um, Stringer dear, I need my whip back, I'm going to war. :(
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    #497

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:25 PM

    On a thread alty??
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    #498

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:26 PM

    Who Alty?. What?
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    #499

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Well Starty it's really up to the Sheriff to decide , maybe if your really nice to him................;)
    He would say... "Give her whatever she wants" I know this to be true... :D
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    #500

    Mar 10, 2009, 08:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    He would say...."Give her whatever she wants" I know this to be true....:D

    Ok
    How about I make you the STAR of your Favourite Movie of all time?
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