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    Mar 5, 2009, 07:53 AM
    What is with men and . Nicknames?
    I admit I've been out of the dating pool for a long time. Now that I am stepping back in I find a LOT of men (and you know who you are!) have nicknames for their, umm, private parts. Either I wasn't paying attention in the past or this is something new.

    Last night somebody I honestly like said to me, "I'm happy to see you and so is Little Michael." I said, "What?" and he explained that that's his nickname for his penis.

    In the event my mother is reading this - I have actually never met Little Michael, although I do realize "he" exists.

    I had trouble keeping a straight face.

    Maybe it's me but I've never thought of nicknames for my breasts although I AM open to suggestions if anyone has any.

    So - what's with that? I guess it's supposed to be sexy and/or alluring but I found it rather, well, strange and it made me quite uneasy and a little bit jumpy.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 07:55 AM
    One word: KNOBS!!
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post
    One word: KNOBS !!!!!


    Ben, I think you missed the "thrust" of my question, but thank you for your input. Now go and get another cup of coffee. Or tea. Or whatever.

    So - do you siddle up to MrsBen and refer to Little Ben - or what?
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:13 AM
    I meant their mentality.
    You're missing the (not so) subtle Brit nuances again ;)
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlyben View Post
    I meant their mentality.
    You're missing the (not so) subtle Brit nuances again ;)

    Oh, you Brits! Got me again!
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:17 AM

    I have never been formally introduced to any of my partners junion members.

    I have named my husbands in the past, but would be very daunted if he retained the name following the divorce. :D

    I would have been dying laughing...
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I have never been formally introduced to any of my partners junion members.

    I have named my husbands in the past, but would be very daunted if he retained the name following the divorce. :D

    I would have been dying laughing...


    I just took a quick survey. 90% of the people posting want to know what the nickname was.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:18 AM

    Well at least he was comfortable enough to share his little friends nickname with you...

    That might be a good thing?? Lol You laughing or not being able to keep a straight face probably lightened the night.

    Men and nicknames. It's a guys thing. Although I do admit I do not have any nicknames for mine.

    Too much info I know.

    Joe
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:20 AM

    Actually, my ex husband's junior member was named... Jorge

    Because he only spoke to me in Espanol... ;)
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    Mar 5, 2009, 09:26 AM

    Ahhh, thanks for posting this Judy! This made me chuckle. Hmm, I don't know why men name their private parts. Maybe because they're friends and have a great time "playing together". Hehehe
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    Mar 5, 2009, 09:56 AM

    One reason, possibly for "Little <whoever>" is that there are always references to the "little head".

    There is a joke or possibly true staement out there that men thing of sex all but 5 minutes of a day.

    Thinking with the "little head" is that desire for sex running awry. Thus "Little <whoever>" makes perfect sense in this context.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:20 PM

    As I was 13 with a 34D, my sisters took it upon themselves to name my breasts "Gilligan & The Skipper"... does that count for points?
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:26 PM

    Mine are lefty and righty. ;)

    I'll ask hubby if he's named his little guy, but in the 19 years we've been together I've never once heard him refer to his penis as anything other than the love stick. TMI?
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Had a curvy friend named katie... we said her band should be named "katie and the double D's"

    'course I was more immature then.

    Really, I were.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:29 PM

    And what do you call your junior player KP? Inquiring minds want to know. :D
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:32 PM
    Have you seen How to lose a Guy in 10 Days?

    When Kate Hudson names Matthew McConaughey's unit "Princess Sophia"... I swear.. if you watch the room all the ladies are laughing and all the men look like they've had bad sushi.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:33 PM

    Okay, I'm renting that movie this weekend! LMAO!

    Are you trying to tell me that you won't tell me? Is there something I can offer to entice you to tell me? Anything at all? Hmmm? :)
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:43 PM

    Hello Judy:

    Not only is it named, but it's tattooed right on there. You know us excons.

    But, it's a really, really long name.

    excon
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:43 PM
    I got to admit, I've named my unit and his captains. Yes. It has been done.

    I also name my female friends, and if I'm comfortable enough with them, their "love pillows.".

    My ex's love pillow were named paris and nicky (after the hilton sisters) and the prev ex's were mary kate and ashley (after the olsen twins).

    I swear, I'm a bit more mature now... I thunk.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 03:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello Judy:

    Not only is it named, but it's tattooed right on there. You know us excons.

    But, its a really, really long name.

    excon
    You do realize we'll need proof, right?
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