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    Aug 21, 2006, 08:27 AM
    Definitely The Best E-mail Of The Year!!
    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

    "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.


    At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able t o stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

    You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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    Aug 22, 2006, 12:35 AM
    Great story Krs I will be careful what I pray for.
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    Aug 22, 2006, 02:25 AM
    Hehehe, good isn't? :)
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    Aug 22, 2006, 04:11 AM
    I must be a woman, I do most of those things. :(
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    Aug 22, 2006, 06:00 AM
    NK, you must be a good man to do those things for your wife. She is lucky to have you.
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    Aug 22, 2006, 06:02 AM
    I agree with J_9 NeedKarma...
    Not many men like you in this world, I do hope she knows how lucky she is to have a man like you!
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    Aug 22, 2006, 06:03 AM
    And she doesn't have too worry about getting YOU pregnant, What more could she ask for?
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    Aug 22, 2006, 06:07 AM
    Best of both worlds hehe :)
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    Aug 22, 2006, 06:23 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by talaniman
    And she doesn't have too worry about getting YOU pregnant, What more could she ask for?
    I'll gladly hand the birthing over to the fine women of this world. :)
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    Aug 22, 2006, 06:25 AM
    Yep because men couldn't handle any of that ;)

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