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    Feb 19, 2009, 01:11 AM
    Redneck love poem
    Susie lee done fell in love,

    She planned to marry joe.

    She was so happy 'bout it all,

    She told her pappy so.



    Pappy told her, susie gal,

    You'll have to find another.

    i'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,

    But joe is yo' half brother.



    So susie put aside her joe

    And planned to marry will.

    But after telling pappy this,

    He said, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL."



    You can't marry will, my gal,

    And please don't tell yo' mother.

    But will and joe, and several mo'

    I know is yo' half brother.



    But mama knew and said, my child,

    Just do what makes yo' happy.

    Marry will or marry joe;

    You ain't no kin to pappy.



    Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?
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    Feb 19, 2009, 12:01 PM

    Are you picking on Rednecks?? How about some more Redneck jokes? They are usually very funny and true in most cases.
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    Feb 19, 2009, 12:09 PM

    I don't even get it really?
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    Feb 19, 2009, 12:24 PM

    You know you're a redneck if instructions to your house include: turn off the paved road...
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    Feb 19, 2009, 01:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I don't even get it really?
    Inbreeding vs. infidelity.
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    Feb 19, 2009, 01:56 PM

    Nice one!
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    Mar 2, 2009, 09:19 PM

    Like it!
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    Mar 3, 2009, 08:13 AM

    Great story. The ole man's family tree must resemble a 2x4.
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