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    Feb 19, 2009, 12:49 AM
    5 best excuses if caught asleep at your desk
    NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

    NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

    NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

    NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

    Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen
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    Mar 5, 2009, 12:29 PM
    :p Oh I love it!!
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    Mar 5, 2009, 10:52 PM
    Lol
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    Mar 13, 2009, 11:56 AM

    '... in Jesus' name, Amen
    I am SO doing this... :)
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    Mar 13, 2009, 11:58 AM

    Hahahah that was awesome! Thanks! I really need these today, too!!
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    Mar 14, 2009, 06:42 AM
    Priceless :D
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