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    #981

    Aug 17, 2006, 06:46 AM
    Texas Pete has been good to me. People use booze to drown their sorrows... Pete helps me out of mine. Put him on everything from Chicken Fried Steak to eggs over medium to oranges with cucumber and salt... he's never let me down!

    Send your truckload to me gal, it should last me a week!! I'll put the fire out with another dip in the jello filled pool..
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    #982

    Aug 17, 2006, 06:50 AM
    Beeep... Beeep

    Truck is backing up and ready to load!!

    Pete is a good guy isn't he?

    Race you to the pool

    On your mark,
    Get set,
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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    #983

    Aug 17, 2006, 12:59 PM
    Hello, time for a change...

    How about... Let's see...

    Chocolate pudding in the pool...

    Or noodles (Patch Adams)
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    #984

    Aug 17, 2006, 01:10 PM
    Please don't forget the whip cream and strawberries... pickles??

    Now where did pickles come from??

    Sorry, got to go my cabinets are calling..?

    Hey, what's going on here, what have you guys done now?
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    #985

    Aug 17, 2006, 05:04 PM
    Isn't so sunshine when I'm gone... hmmm-hmmm... man I missed you all... been extra extra busy here... now who got the chocolate and the buz...
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    #986

    Aug 17, 2006, 05:37 PM
    It's not warm when she's away...
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    #987

    Aug 17, 2006, 06:18 PM
    Listening to Seal's... CRazy and Waiting for you... (words from his song)... there has no one brighter than you... I have been waiting for you... I can not deny these things I do...
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    #988

    Aug 17, 2006, 07:33 PM
    I just thought about the things that I do and I have to make this notice... I am OK and all that I say is in humor with no intent in hurting anyone... just need to make a fun today.. freaks all around me... it is as if I am freak magnet... the effects are in my posting on this thread... now... I need a dippin the pool and backstroking with my hair in ball... the only decision I am having whether I should swim with my husband or...
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    #989

    Aug 17, 2006, 10:30 PM
    I have always been fly paper for freaks... lol. Sometimes, they are more intelligent than "normal" people... hehehe
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    #990

    Aug 18, 2006, 11:47 AM
    Hey people is there any kool-aid? Any flavor but BLUE!!
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    #991

    Aug 18, 2006, 11:49 AM
    LMFAO!!

    BLUE JELLO anyone??

    Personally T-Man I would rather have red kool-aid as I am seeing red right now. LOL
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    #992

    Aug 18, 2006, 11:53 AM
    After a hard... I mean reeaaally hard day in the jungle, Red kool-aid is just right, hm Give me a minute while the ice melts (holding glass to head) SSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssttttttttt! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
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    #993

    Aug 18, 2006, 11:54 AM
    Running to get T-Man some more ice!

    There dear does that put out the fire?
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    #994

    Aug 18, 2006, 11:59 AM
    Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssttttttttttttttt! Jumps in pool aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BLUE JELLO,! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!! HHHEEEELLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
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    #995

    Aug 18, 2006, 12:00 PM
    Wow, T-Man, look at the steam come off you!!

    Take those clothes off, you will cool off faster.
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    #996

    Aug 18, 2006, 12:03 PM
    It used to be my favorite color, sniff sniff.
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    #997

    Aug 18, 2006, 12:04 PM
    Throws clothes out of pool-ssssssssssssssssssssssttttt!!
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    #998

    Aug 18, 2006, 12:08 PM
    Here Val, hide T-Mans clothes!!

    Run girl run!!

    Here he comes!!
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    #999

    Aug 18, 2006, 12:13 PM
    Throws them one by one up on the roof... kerplunk kerplunk kerplunk.
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    #1000

    Aug 18, 2006, 12:15 PM
    Jumps from pool dripping and singing-
    Blue, OH Blue, my wooooooooooooooooooorld is blue, blue is the color and I run from you.
    Gray, oh gray, my liiiiiiiiife is gray, gray is the color I'm painting you!
    FROM- Harold Melvin and the BlUEnotes AARRRRRRGGHHHH I can't get away
    Jumps back in pool ----Spu-laaaaaaaaaaash!

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