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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the Dining Hall tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel was kept there as it was rather strange and not normal

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ' urges '
That’s why we have the camel so close to use when necessary"

The Captain says, "I can ' t say that I condone this, and it certainly is not something that is good or acceptable, but I understand about men’s urges, so the camel can stay.."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with so much built up
Passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he ' s done, he asks the Sergeant, "so I guess this is how all your men do it?"

The shocked & stunned sergeant wouldn’t look at the Captain but managed to say
"No, not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

[Stringer]

Never assume ANYTHING.. right? Haha