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    Feb 9, 2009, 03:34 PM
    Sunday morning sex
    On hearing her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

    She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
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    Feb 9, 2009, 03:50 PM
    Lol sounds like my mom and dad
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    Feb 9, 2009, 03:54 PM

    Whoa... how to live to a hundred, hey.. lol

    Are your folks really that old?
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    Feb 9, 2009, 04:06 PM
    They are in their mid 80's :)
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    Feb 9, 2009, 04:07 PM
    And by the way I am number 10 of 10 kids ;)
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    Feb 9, 2009, 04:17 PM

    Wowww.. you're kidding. They sound amazing!
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    Feb 10, 2009, 04:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Insane09 View Post
    and btw I am number 10 of 10 kids ;)
    Lots of churches, or ice cream trucks, in your parents' neighborhood?;)
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    Feb 10, 2009, 05:11 AM

    10 kids is a LOT!! Lol
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    Feb 10, 2009, 05:21 AM

    It's a lott'a love :)
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    Feb 10, 2009, 05:26 AM

    Haha. I loved it!

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