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    #861

    Feb 6, 2009, 11:55 PM

    See, the story goes like this! It's a scary tale, so cover your ears if you don't want to hear. Your knees are evil. They lure the girls, and make all sorts of promises, if they will just come on down! The head keeps telling the girls not to go, because knees are evil! But in the end, the girls give into the temptation of the knees pleas! BUT, and here's the "kicker!" Once the girls show up at the knees, they find out they've been tricked! The knees have formed a kidnapping plan with the feet, and when you are sleeping, the feet come and get you, and they step on you, and the girls are never seen again!

    ... and there is your bedtime story! :p
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    Feb 6, 2009, 11:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    See, the story goes like this! It's a scary tale, so cover your ears if you don't want to hear. Your knees are evil. They lure the girls, and make all sorts of promises, if they will just come on down! The head keeps telling the girls not to go, because knees are evil!! But in the end, the girls give into the temptation of the knees pleas! BUT, and here's the "kicker!" Once the girls show up at the knees, they find out they've been tricked! The knees have formed a kidnapping plan with the feet, and when you are sleeping, the feet come and get you, and they step on you, and the girls are never seen again!!
    Have you been drinking Starby? :eek:

    I think it's time for you to lay down. Close your little ducky eyes, dream little ducky dreams, it will all be okay tomorrow, you'll see. ;)

    Really, got to go, Hubby's waiting. :D

    Night!
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    #863

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:00 AM

    Just being silly as usual! My head is telling silly stories! G'nite!. sleep tight... don't let the boo bugs bite!
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    Feb 7, 2009, 10:41 AM
    GOOD MORNING... in my scariest deepest scary man voice everrrrr...
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    Feb 7, 2009, 10:44 AM

    AHHHHHH! Scary Starty, scary Starty! :eek:

    Hi Starty. ;)
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    #866

    Feb 7, 2009, 10:47 AM
    Hi ALTY... :) Did you have a great sleep? (I did)
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    Feb 7, 2009, 10:49 AM

    Sleep? Whatsa? ;)
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    Feb 7, 2009, 10:56 AM
    Dustin was gone... my daughter and I read until we both fell asleep... I was so comfy and warm and got so tired that I didn't have to "wait" to fall asleep... AAAHHHHHH I FEEL GOOD!
    YES!
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    #869

    Feb 7, 2009, 11:18 AM

    I'm feeling pretty good too, even without sleep. Oops, tmi? ;)
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    Feb 7, 2009, 11:25 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. ;)
    Wimp... LOL :D:D:rolleyes: :eek:
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    #871

    Feb 7, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Wimp...LOL :D:D:rolleyes: :eek:
    LMAO! Love it Stringer! :p
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    #872

    Feb 7, 2009, 11:56 AM

    It is a marathon. Not a sprint... haha
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    #873

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    It is a marathon. not a sprint....haha
    Just joining in the marathon should count for something. ;)
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    #874

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Just joining in the marathon should count for something. ;)
    It does sweet. Just stand here, are you ready? Be ready... when you hear the gun...

    DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D
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    #875

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    It does sweet. Just stand here, are you ready? Be ready......when you hear the gun.....

    DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D
    The duck! Where's the duck? That sneaky duck, she's always watching us.

    Get the gun, aim, fire, we'll be eating duck tonight! :D
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    #876

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:34 PM

    You're RIGHT!! Look over there... silly duck you can't hide that big gun under that single feather!! LOL

    See sees you, she is taking aim again... DUCK!!

    (Wow, that duck has a strange, strange look in her eye... she looks very determined.. )
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    #877

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:35 PM

    Ducky mad, ducky has a gun, no good can come of this. Run Stringer, run, we're getting shot at by a duck.

    So sad. ;)
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    #878

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:49 PM

    JUMP! DUCK! MOVE LEFT! DUCK AGAIN! DIVE TO THE GROUND!!

    MAN!. how many bullets does she have in that rifle, she hasn't even reloaded..?

    *PING* *ZING* *KA POW!!!* *ZAT..ZAT* *PING-ZAT*

    DUCK AGAIN!!
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    #879

    Feb 7, 2009, 12:57 PM

    I have a sling shot, maybe I can knock the gun out of her hand. Cover me Stringer, I'm going in!

    Ahhhhhh! I'm hit, I'm hit, she flew overhead and pooped on me.

    Darn that duck! :(
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    #880

    Feb 7, 2009, 01:05 PM

    Quick... grab her, she is reloading again!! Yep... she is over there EATING!! Reloading... must be out of bullets?

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