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    #581

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Why doesn't that sound sincere? Why? :confused:
    :D :D


    Hi sneezy , rough day at the office?
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    #582

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    allo errone!

    ...let me say...I had one...long...day...urg.
    Ya, I know. How does your butt feel? Ooops. :o
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    #583

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What's coming next?
    Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus... that are vampires... with penis envy.
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    Feb 5, 2009, 09:22 PM

    M, "long day" doesn't even begin to explain. Alty's right. I feel like I got violated by a ten foot pole... and it's a personal preference that I don't like being violated by anything other than a petite woman.

    Had a "surprise" inspection today.

    The WONDERFUL thing about my county is... during a surprise inspection, the restaurant is to close.. . they came at NOON.. . there goes our lunch crowd.

    Another wonderful thing is that we're not supposed to have food out in the kitchen. NO FOOD IN THE KITCHEN? That's right. Food is supposed to stay in the walk-in freezer. So, when a customer orders, the cooks go into the kitchen, gets the food out, then cooks it. Well, during lunch/dinner rushes, we keep the food out, instead of going back and forth into the freezer, then we properly place the food into the freezer after the rushes.

    Nope, the dude came during lunch rush. So... "there's food out...that's 10 points"... "there's trash on the tables...that's 5 points"...

    I failed my first inspection. There will be a re-inspection next week.. . but oh boy.
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    #585

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus....that are vampires.....with penis envy.
    Don't forget the large vaginal lips. ;)

    Okay, sorry kids, you had to be there! :D

    I'm too old to read most of their posts, they hurt my head.

    Hi, I'm like interested in this like guy at like school and I want to know if he like likes me. So, um, do you think he like does, cause I don't like know. Like really! Oh, I also don't like go to my english classes cause I like don't like them, so like why should I? But the guy I like like does go to clasees, so like do you like think like he likes me?

    Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
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    #586

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:25 PM

    Vampire link please? What the..? Are you guys talking 'bout?

    Read this you guys! I'm ROFLAMO!

    Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph
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    #587

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:25 PM

    Sneezy, do you need a hug? I told you to bribe him, you just don't listen!
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    #588

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:27 PM
    Never mind... found it! ;)
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    #589

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:28 PM

    Sounds like cr*p to me sneezy , what wankers!!

    Alty I'm not even going to ask about the Uhmmm Lips :eek:
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    #590

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:29 PM

    M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)
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    #591

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)
    Link ?
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    #592

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)
    If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p
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    Feb 5, 2009, 09:42 PM
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    link ?
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    #594

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:45 PM

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ml#post1514638
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    #595

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:46 PM

    Cheers mark , I'll take a look
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    #596

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:58 PM

    Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)
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    #597

    Feb 5, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p
    Yes, I gave you a greenie for that comment.
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    #598

    Feb 5, 2009, 10:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)
    Of course alty :)

    That was quite funny
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    #599

    Feb 5, 2009, 10:02 PM

    I actually thought I was going to catch hell over that comment since I received an infraction for cartooning up a dirty word.
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    #600

    Feb 5, 2009, 10:04 PM

    Mark, believe me, you can't get into more trouble then I already have. Follow me kid, you'll never be the same. ;)

    Be good M. ;)

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