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    #461

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I kill him and take his place. I'll teach you everything I know, you'll turn into a well rounded, sincere, kind, gentle, sympathetic, loving man. The girls will go crazy over you! Trust me, this will work. :)
    I've tried that already it doesn't work :)
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    #462

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ive tried that already it doesnt work :)
    When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

    Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:
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    #463

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:23 PM

    Remember, if you need to get rid of the body, you can refer here:

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/crime/...-281946-4.html
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    #464

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:24 PM

    Scary! :(
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    #465

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:26 PM

    Leave dave alone he's all right
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    #466

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    leave dave alone hes alright
    You sure? ;)
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    #467

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

    Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:
    I try to be the best person I can be aon a daily basis :) but I shall learn your teachings :D
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    #468

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:32 PM

    Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

    But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!
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    #469

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You sure? ;)
    Yea preety much... stop making me doubt myself :confused:
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    Feb 4, 2009, 03:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

    But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!
    Deal :D
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    #471

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    deal :D
    We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

    Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.
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    #472

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

    Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.
    I shall look forward to it :D
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    #473

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i shall look forward to it :D
    You say that now, but wait. :D
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    #474

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You say that now, but wait. :D
    :)
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    #475

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:55 PM

    I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(
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    #476

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(
    Really? This is a serious problem, at first I thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. But maybe you've been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm
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    Feb 4, 2009, 03:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    really? this is a serious problem, at first i thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. but maybe youve been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm
    Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(
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    #478

    Feb 4, 2009, 04:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(
    Hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( I miss alty :( :( :(
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    #479

    Feb 4, 2009, 04:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( i miss alty :( :( :(
    But I am Alty. I'm still the same lovable, huggable, naughty vixen that I was before, heck, maybe even a little more so. :D

    It really is a good song. Have you even listened to it? Hmmmmm?
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    #480

    Feb 4, 2009, 04:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Hey, since "Friend" isn't around this early,...sleepytime in OZ...do you want to help me raid the hotel gift shop on his credit card? No one else is here...we could just sneak in!

    I have you on camera starby :cool:
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