[Stringer]

You have no reason to be scared ducky.

[starbuck8]

You have no reason to be scared ducky.

HA! Seeee... you said you were going to bed! Liar liar pants on fire! I know you're awake formulating a plan again Sheriff! You can't fool the clever DUCK! :p

[Stringer]

"Clever Duck?" Hhhmmmmmm... let me consider that oxymoron for a moment.

[artlady]

Yikes.. I come bearing gifts again what croc can't apprecaite a good cuban cigar?
Gots loads of them
Girls ,honey I'm an old woman 54 and I know things none of these youn'us know... stick with me.
I got old herbal remedies taught to me by my Cajun grama.
They best watch out for us.

[Stringer]

I sense a new leader...

[starbuck8]

Yikes .. I come bearing gifts again what croc can't apprecaite a good cuban cigar?
Gots loads of them
Girls ,honey I'm an old woman 54 and I know things none of these youn'us know ...stick with me.
I got old herbal remedies taught to me by my Cajun grama.
They best watch out for us.

Awww... I love it when someone calls me a youngin! I sure wish I felt like one most days. Hey, we don't have to be under 30, 40, or 50 to still be girls! ;) Our Sheriff is no spring chicken himself! Heehee! I'm going to get roasted again aren't I? :p We need a good ole Cajun girl to brew some herbal remedies to keep some of these whipper snappers in order around here! Do you have a magic potion to keep DUCKS safe from the law? My little skinny legs are getting tired from running, since they have plucked all but one lonely tail feather from my little behind! :( As long as you don't plan on serving Cajun Duck... we should be fine! :D

... you've only got 9 yrs on me my girl! Oops... was that outloud?

[artlady]

No my pretties,no Cajun duck here..
Cajun Drake now.. that is another matter.. Evil laugh .evil laugh!

BTW.you guys are nuts and its fun! Im laughing

[ISneezeFunny]

Hello everyone.

It's 8am... and I'm off to... take care of a little something before work. Hope I come back alive!

[Stringer]

NO offense to my friends in the south - Stringer

> Tennessee
>
>
> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
> decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
> his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I
> need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
> take off?'
>
> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my
> earrings.'
>
> Alabama
>
> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
> day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
> weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
>
> 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,'
> the successful hunter replied.
>
> 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired.
>
> 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal
> Henry!'
>
> Texas
>
> The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up
> into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the
> ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he replied.
> 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.
>
> Louisiana
>
> A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world comes, I
> hope to be in Louisiana .' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in
> Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the
> rest of the civilized world.
>
> Mississippi
>
> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his
> buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup
>
> truck from the parking lot!'
>
> Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'
>
> The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
>
> Georgia
>
> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked,
> 'Got any I.D. '
>
> The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
>
> North Carolina
>
> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
> and proceeded to put a bouquet in front of the car and one behind
> it.
>
> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he
> drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the
> fellow what the problem was..
>
> The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'
>
> The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
>
> The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
> front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.'
>
> And this from South Carolina
>
> 'You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of
> anyone wanting to retire to the North

[Stringer]

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Pretty funny

[albear]

Hey stringer how are you today

[Stringer]

Hey...

Ok, I've got a serious sinus headache though, going to lay down for awhile.

It was - 24 degrees last night here, that is - 56 degrees BELOW freezing! Cold! Furnace is running constantly...

How are you Bear, keeping warm?

[albear]

Yea that's fairly cold, good luck with getting rid of the headache.

[Stringer]

Thanks buddy... time to go and lay down with a hot cloth on my forehead.

[albear]

OK, cya later then, get well soon

[Stringer]

It will pass, thank you buddy.

[Alty]

Bear, is that a dog in your avy?

[albear]

Yea that's ma chuffer (aka jaser) being a jedi, using his doggie mind tricks to make me give him food lol

[startover22]

yea thats ma chuffer (aka jaser) being a jedi, using his doggie mind tricks to make me give him food lol

AND, it works every time;)

Hey you Stringer... go get some rest. Sorry you aren't feeling well
Hi you Alty

[albear]

Hi start how are you today, good I hope :)