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starbuck8 · Jan 5, 2009, 02:42 PM

Ahhhh Huhhh! A picture of the get away car! Did you chase down the culprit and confiscate my cheese?

KISS · Jan 5, 2009, 03:03 PM

I think you need to call The Cheese Enforcement Agency, don't you?

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starbuck8 · Jan 5, 2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

I think you need to call The Cheese Enforcement Agency, don't you?

Cheese Enforcement Agency - Homepage

:eek::eek: These thieves are in big trouble! They weren't suppose to move my cheese!

X-14 (Unrated)

Extremely dangerous, new form of cheese only just discovered.
DO NOT approach this cheese.
DO NOT eat this cheese.
Do NOT attempt to move it.
If safe to do so, cover with a wet blanket and
Contact the CEA immediately.
TAKE NO RISKS. X-14 is a KILLER.

Duty charged per kilo: None. Illegal Cheese.
Punishment for illegal ownership: Imprisonment.

Don't forget that sustained cheese abuse can render you infertile, destroy your tastebuds, cause baldness, memory loss, numbness in the extremities and in some instances, death.
:eek:

(We're going to get in trouble from Tal or Ben!. I guess we better stop!) It's was funny though! :D

Curlyben · Jan 5, 2009, 03:31 PM

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starbuck8 · Jan 5, 2009, 03:34 PM

I got sum cheez fer u! ::WARNING::

Mynachlog-ddu Old Contemptible (7.2)

Easily recognised - it has to be kept in a glass jar as it will eat through cardboard or steel. If left open to the air it will start dogs howling within a seventeen mile radius. Designed as a cheap high explosive in the dark days of the Somme, it is still used as a cheap alternative to the phosphorus needed in tracer rounds and a malleable (if somewhat unstable) plastic explosive. Highly dangerous and strictly illegal, any reports of the whereabouts of any 'Old Contemptible' may be rewarded by a cash bonus.

Duty charged per kilo: None. Illegal Cheese.
Punishment for illegal ownership: Imprisonment and/or psychiatric evaluation.

Romefalls19 · Jan 13, 2009, 01:34 PM

Is there anything we can do about people who post run on sentences that just don't ever seem to end they just keep going and going while the describe the entire ordeal that their life has been put through without a period or comma to help us older folk and english speaking people understand what they are trying to convey without losing our breath or minds

Alty · Jan 13, 2009, 01:41 PM

No Romefalls there is nothing we can do to stop people from posting run on sentences with no punctuation so that we old foggies can read the post and then respond accordingly it's just a fact of life

Darnit, that was hard, I need my punctuation! ;)

Romefalls19 · Jan 13, 2009, 01:42 PM

I know, I had to keep backspacing what I would write because I had the punctuation marks ha ha!

Alty · Jan 13, 2009, 01:46 PM

Me too. Do you know how hard it was not to at least put a period at the end of that sentence?

Does that mean we're a bit anal retentive? :eek:

Romefalls19 · Jan 13, 2009, 01:47 PM

I just think it means we have a few brain cells left that say "REMEMBER ENGLISH CLASS"

starbuck8 · Jan 13, 2009, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I know, I had to keep backspacing what I would write because I had the punctuation marks ha ha!

I think we both refused to answer the same question yesterday because of the run on sentences, the txt talk, and atrocious spelling. The whole thing made absolutely no sense at all! I wonder how they heck they get through school? :rolleyes:

kctiger · Jan 13, 2009, 01:49 PM

Texting and chat talk is actually taught as a foreign language in high school now... (right?)

LOL!!

Romefalls19 · Jan 13, 2009, 01:49 PM

That we did Starbucks, I am more than willingly to help someone out who is looking for advice but not at the expense of hurting my head for the rest of the day.

starbuck8 · Jan 13, 2009, 01:51 PM

Exactly!

Alty · Jan 13, 2009, 03:46 PM

My head hurt so badly I had to go take meds. ;)

I don't know how these people make it through school. Is text talk actually allowed in school now? Is it an acceptable form of communication? If so, then heaven help me, I'm outdated and not willing to learn. No, I can't be taught! I refuse!

Okay, I'm fine now. What were we saying about cheese? ;)

Curlyben · Jan 13, 2009, 03:48 PM

There has been a few instances where end of year exams (term papers) have been written completely in text.
There was one recently that was for an ENGLISH exam.
Now surprisingly enough the idiot failed the year ;)

starbuck8 · Jan 13, 2009, 03:53 PM

Kinder können nicht mit ihrem vollen Mund sprechen. Füttern Sie sie Käse! Wird das sie verschließen? Ich bezweifle es!

Alty · Jan 13, 2009, 03:55 PM

Now surprisingly enough the idiot failed the year

Yes, but did he learn from his mistakes?

You have to question why he failed? After all, it was an English class, what was the teacher teaching? Was he listening? Was he too busy texting during class? If so, why didn't the teacher take away his phone? Blah, blah, blah. I mean, it can't be his fault, right? ;)

I failed chat speak 101, I'm bitter. :)

Alty · Jan 13, 2009, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by starbuck8

Kinder können nicht mit ihrem vollen Mund sprechen. Füttern Sie sie Käse! Wird das sie verschließen? Ich bezweifle es!

I'm going to start speaking Japanese in a second Starby, you just wait!

If you want to stump me then say that in chat speak. Can you? I bet you can't. I triple dog dare you. :D

starbuck8 · Jan 13, 2009, 03:57 PM

Ben riechen Sie wie Käse?. oder ist das Alty? Puh!